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Flying Pasty

The act of a prisoner shitting into a newspaper, folding it up and sending it out of a cell window, to prevent the cell from smelling bad.
Hey Brian, move away from the window, I’ve got a flying pasty to send out!
by Keeno69 November 1, 2022
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pasty range

Jeff said the girl belongs to the pasty range
by Rangafam September 16, 2017
mugGet the pasty rangemug.

Pasty Bike

A bicycle used for (but not exclusively) the collection of pasties and pies either for an individual but often a conglomerate of friends or colleagues.

A pasty bike is generally fully functioning, albeit with a slightly dull or dishevelled appearance, such that it could be left unattended outside a public house or bakery with no fear of it being stolen. Handlebar baskets and a bottle carriers are recommended but not compulsory.
Also used for single or return trips to the pub, confectionery collections and other low profile trade deals.
1)"Bloody hell Geoffrey its 10:05 the boys are ravenous. Wheres the grub at?"
"I'll send the apprentice out on the pasty bike"

2) "see that shitty looking bike lay outside the pub?"

"Idiot! that's a pasty bike"
by batmanghelidjh May 30, 2019
mugGet the Pasty Bikemug.

pasty as fuck

A progressive lib that’s pasty pale and never been punched in the face, but thinks they’re so elite and so intelligent they can decide what’s best for every walk of life.
Yo that smug person Offended by phony outrage is pasty as fuck and he’s definitely named Brice or Brint
by Fredsix October 25, 2017
mugGet the pasty as fuckmug.

pasty pic

Grace! I appreciate the pasty pic you sent last night. I hope Jamie isn't offered...after all I didn't see any nipples.
by Yahn Galinovsky April 11, 2021
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Furry Pasty

Slang term for female vagina. Regional for south west of United Kingdom and the county of Cornwall.

Pasties are regional food shaped like a woman’s labia. Similar to Hairy Taco.
“He’s so gert lush I would let him gobble my furry pasty”.
by Sir Duke Bomanchè September 8, 2018
mugGet the Furry Pastymug.

The Pastis Pack

The act of fingering a drunken girl with three (3) total fingers, simultaneously. This is known as "The Pastis Pack" because it is very easy to do when the drunk broad has been slammin' Pastis all night.
"Me and Chad's mom were drinking last night. She got so loaded I gave her The Pastis Pack!"
by The Pastis Packer August 11, 2008
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