gas-pasty

A particularly noxious fart - 'a meal in itself', named from the Cornish (UK) meaty delicacy.

Someone's dropped a gas-pasty in here

by Nat Reely March 5, 2011

The Pasty Uncle

When you're giving it to her from behind, pull out suddenly and drop kick her so hard your feet get lodged into her vagina.

Usually happens during a hate fuck.

Emily: DUDE YOU GAVE YOUR EX THE PASTY UNCLE?!

Zach: SHIT YEAH I DID. SHE'LL NEVER BE THE SAME AGAIN!

Emily: OH GOD SO MUCH HURT

by Trixster G. Rex June 8, 2011

Dirty Pasty

Using a gently warmed Gregg's Steak Bake as an ersatz fleshlight

I ordered two steak bakes from Gregg's; one for eating, and one for a dirty pasty.

by Yekki's mum November 16, 2020

dishing out pasty

when somone is flirting with another person.

"mike is flirting with that girl" said nick, "oi mikey, stop dishing out pasty" nick shouts. mike replies, "what ever mate"

by goodall-RUU April 17, 2008

cornish pasty

A small 3 legged animal found out in remote areas of cornwall related closely to haggi (native to scottish highlands). Hunted to near extinction in the 18th century, this animal has now been taken in as an endangered species and bred in undisclosed sanctuaries as the primary ingredient in "cornish pastys". The flavour is often mistaken to that of beef or lamb (although cheap misrepresentations of a true pasty are commonplace).

Until a few hundred years ago cornish pasty hunting was a day to day activity for royalty and upper classes.

by Thrashasaur July 14, 2007

cornish pasty

a yummy pastie thing from cornwall, however the addictive things can often be found in other places in the united Kingdom, however do not be fooled for Cornish pasties are tricky little creatures you buy one and 5 seconds later their gone! where'd it go you ask, well look at the person sitting next to you for the stole it from you for its yummy tastyness!

Brittany:have you ever had a cornish pasty
Meg: wats that
Brittany: stupid americans

by the crazed Engliophyle who can't spell May 20, 2005

Pissy Pasty

The art of urinating during sexual intercourse.

Greg: You know that laura tart, i gave her a right pissy pasty last night, she wont be sleeping with me again!

by The-Pissed-Piper June 10, 2009