paedophilanthropy

The act of being generous to child molesters

"I'm going to go paedophilanthropize that guy"

by Omar Ravenhurst June 1, 2005

Padon

Some one who has a strange and inexplicable affection for furry rodents, specifically squirrels

That padon fucked that squirrel right now!

by Fawl May 29, 2009

Padookie

A game in which you trick someone into masturbating. Most games are played indoors, with the lights out, in which 5 minutes or so into the game the lights are flipped on to see if the person intended to trick was actually yanking his monkey.

Tom: Man we so tricked Jim! We caught him with a load!
Jerry: Dude thats disgusting! Why the fuck were you playing padookie?!

by ze_penguin June 14, 2009

Paedosaurus

A strange specimen of a man who resembles a dinosaur & performs socially unacceptable acts of a perverted nature to the Jurassic theme tune.

Person 1: did u know that guy fingered a dog whilst playing the Jurassic park music?

Person 2: yea he's a proper paedosaurus man

by Jurassic theme tune lover September 29, 2012

Paedophile

A teacher that likes to take girls time and waste their breaks on talking about irrelevant things, and is also very sexually attracted to her and is usually an adult.

Take the hint sir?

Me: Omg my math teacher is such a paedophile.
Friend: No he isn't

*5 DAYS LATER*
Friend: Nevermind I agree he locked me in his room while pole dancing.

by cheaterfinders April 20, 2019

Stephen Paddock

Stephen Paddock, 64, who shoot up the Route 91 Harvest festival from his hotel.

Derrick: Where is that gunshot coming from?
Roger: It is coming from the Mandalay Bay hotel
Derrick: It that Stephen Paddock

by BillJensen1 December 30, 2020

Pado

The way of describing a person you deeply hate

Hey what’s up you Pado.

by Andrew Pado October 20, 2018