by Nannybread February 24, 2023
"James and I get along perfectly! I think he may be the one!!"
"Pace your pickles Sarah, you had 1 date..."
"Pace your pickles Sarah, you had 1 date..."
by Frenchfries0516 March 29, 2015
A New Mexico Pace Car is the act of sitting with your buttocks above your head (preferably on a wall at a 45° angle) and pooping onto the front of yourself. The goal of the New Mexico Pace Car is to outrun your excrement before it slides into your mouth using your penis as a shift knob.
Co-Worker 1: "Hey man, what'd you do this weekend?"
Co-Worker 2: "Well, I figured since it was the anniversary of my divorce I'd celebrate by giving myself a New Mexico Pace Car and watching re-runs of M.A.S.H."
Co-Worker 2: "Well, I figured since it was the anniversary of my divorce I'd celebrate by giving myself a New Mexico Pace Car and watching re-runs of M.A.S.H."
by MygrantGlassCo June 15, 2015
by Kung-Fu Jesus May 12, 2004
when you see something so messed up you wanna run out of there quickly - so fast your as fast as an olympian
by she1l August 31, 2009
If I continue to eat these cheese covered pepperoni sticks, I will be shitting through the eye of a needle at 40 paces by this time tomorrow.
by 4sail July 07, 2006
Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace
Play with my balls and tell me how big they are
Honey rub your beaver up and down my face
Sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off
You see that shampoo bottle
Now stick it up my ass
Push it in and out at a medium pace
Talk about your old boyfriend's dick and how big it was
Now shave off my pubs and punch me in the face
Oh darling, make me push my dick and balls
Back between my legs
Call me an ugly woman and take my picture
To show all the people you work with
Now pull up my scrotum
And take that shampoo bottle out of my ass
Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy
And watch me whack off
Strap on a dildo and make me give you head
Tell me slow down and do it at a medium pace
Oh, I feel so humiliated
I'm about to blow my load
You tell it's time to make love
But now I can't 'cause I spewed all over myself
Then you look into my eyes, then you realize
How much I enjoy loving you
I'm so sorry I spunked on my stomach
Maybe next time I'll be better at loving you
Play with my balls and tell me how big they are
Honey rub your beaver up and down my face
Sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off
You see that shampoo bottle
Now stick it up my ass
Push it in and out at a medium pace
Talk about your old boyfriend's dick and how big it was
Now shave off my pubs and punch me in the face
Oh darling, make me push my dick and balls
Back between my legs
Call me an ugly woman and take my picture
To show all the people you work with
Now pull up my scrotum
And take that shampoo bottle out of my ass
Pretend I'm the pizza delivery guy
And watch me whack off
Strap on a dildo and make me give you head
Tell me slow down and do it at a medium pace
Oh, I feel so humiliated
I'm about to blow my load
You tell it's time to make love
But now I can't 'cause I spewed all over myself
Then you look into my eyes, then you realize
How much I enjoy loving you
I'm so sorry I spunked on my stomach
Maybe next time I'll be better at loving you
by Wicked Uncle Ernie November 16, 2022