muff punting

literally, to punt a muff.

the female version of a kick in the balls. When you boot a chick in the gooch, punt her in the vagina, and so on..

"She dumped me, so me and the guys went over to the sorrority house to do a little muff punting."

by markus2 kaufmannnnnn December 24, 2005

Punt

Football slang for a one night stand.

See also puck.

Rachel was just a punt from our game over in Toronto.

by Col. Dr. May 5, 2006

Cunt Punt

To kick a female in the genital region, typically after pulling some SJW bullshit.

Yo, I really wanted to cunt punt Carol after she told me there were more than two genders.

by Kie-Guan Jinn January 27, 2017

Pray punt

To offer prayer as a concrete solution to a problem. To, literally, run the issue "up the ladder" and wait for God to figure it out, thereby relieving you of taking any real action.

I asked the director off my daughter's school if we could switch teachers. She smiled and told me she would pray about it. She totally pray punted the issue.

by Witty mommy September 3, 2014

punt a baby

(expression) meaning:
1. v. to release anger or frustration.
2. v. to entertain oneself randomly
3. n. baby-haters in general

1. I need to go punt a baby.
2. He went around punting babies all the time.
3. He was such a punt a baby.

by Grapico May 31, 2006

Pussy Punt

Kicking a girl in her pussy plain and simple

I'll pussy puntyou bitch.

by Deez nuts April 29, 2015

fart punting

used in the show psych, fart punting rhymes with shark hunting and really has no meaning. Fart punting is a fun thing to say that will have no effect.

Alicia: I love fart punting
jenny: what's that?
Alicia: beats me it's just fun to say
Jenny: amen to that sister

by leeshy.leeshy September 11, 2011