Agnostic Cooch

A vagina that has never experienced an orgasm, there for it does not believe that they exsist.

Did you know that sue has an agnostic cooch?

by giamKS January 1, 2008

cooch cheeks

n.

Fatness on an obese woman around the cooch that look similar to butt cheeks.

That fat bitch had some cooch cheeks.

by Fat Lady McGee January 6, 2009

Hippopotamus Cooch

Used to define a chubby, wrinkled, to' up twat.

Star Jones wearing spandex looks like a hippopotamus eating a lemon. Star Jones has hippopotamus cooch.

by JesusChristSupaFreak March 28, 2005

Cooch Smooch

The female equivalent of "tea bagging".

I.E. - Celebratory Crouching

That female Spartan just cooch smooched my face!

by biomed_queen September 29, 2010

Cooch Bugs

When a Female has bugs in her Vagina

I was itching my balls after I banged that chick, i think she has Cooch Bugs

by Spanky Kingston October 17, 2011

cooch bumps

The itchy bumps that females get after shaving their pubic hair.

Every time I shave my pussy, I get cooch bumps

by Fat Swimmer March 14, 2009

Cooch Chili

When a woman is on her period and you insert a small balloon into her vagina and blow it up until it pops, covering everything in sloughing vaginal walls and blood.

My girlfriend has such a heavy flow. That balloon popped and we made so much cooch chili last night.

by Kenny Login December 4, 2016