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Guy 1: Hey dude I just signed up for Archive of Our Own
Guy 2: Dude, same! I posted my first fic yesterday! It's already got like 20 kudos!
Guy 1: DUDE!
Guy 2: Dude, same! I posted my first fic yesterday! It's already got like 20 kudos!
Guy 1: DUDE!
by PeopleLiveHere July 26, 2014
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by Gay Owen lover 69 April 23, 2019
Get the Owenpeen mug.A behind-on-mortgage-payments homeowner that tries to sell their own home without a real estate agent (For Sale By Owner). This is a desperate stall tactic, often the last one possible, to delay foreclosure while the homeowner finds a new place to live (parents, friends, apartment, rental housing, etc). Often the house is abandoned the same day the "For Sale By Owner" sign is placed in the yard. Observers may also notice the homeowners taking objects that would typically be left behind if they actually intended on honestly selling the home, to include fences; sink fixtures; cabinetry; exterior lighting fixtures; counter tops; and et cetera.
It becomes clear to observers that the homeowners are in no way serious about selling the home, but it is obviously a stall tactic to pilfer and move as much value out of the home before they jingle mail the mortgage company. Another clear sign is that the asking price set for the house is insane, priced unreasonably high so as to not even attract potential buyers.
It becomes clear to observers that the homeowners are in no way serious about selling the home, but it is obviously a stall tactic to pilfer and move as much value out of the home before they jingle mail the mortgage company. Another clear sign is that the asking price set for the house is insane, priced unreasonably high so as to not even attract potential buyers.
Husband: Look at the Joneses... that is the 3rd sink fixture I've seen them put on the moving truck today, plus they took down the fence and left the fence posts!! I went to "ABC-fsbo.com" as listed on the sign they put in the front yard this morning and they're asking 20% more than what they paid for the place at the top of the housing bubble!! They're never going to sell in this real estate market.
Wife: Yep! This has Foreclosure By Owner written all over it.
Wife: Yep! This has Foreclosure By Owner written all over it.
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Get the Archive of our own mug.The Owl House fandom on Twitter. Twt in this context is short for Twitter. While the Owl House is a great show, the fandom is not. All they do is cancel people, bully others, and call everything ableist while making fancams of the characters set to Mitski songs and saying that Amity uses it/xe/bun/fae pronouns.
They all pretend to have ADHD for attention, but none of them actually have it and think being ADHD or autism only encompasses having “hyperfixations” and needing dumbass tone tags and trigger warnings.
They all pretend to have ADHD for attention, but none of them actually have it and think being ADHD or autism only encompasses having “hyperfixations” and needing dumbass tone tags and trigger warnings.
Normal person: I’m new to owltwt! My favorite episode is The Intruder. I don’t like Wing It Like Witches
Crystal: Tw // ableism. As one of the leaders of owltwt, disliking Wing It Like Witches is ableist because a lot of neurodivergent people are hyperfixated on it. Considered yourself cancelled and your username a trigger. /srs /neg
Normal person: Bruh I-
Crystal: Tw // ableism. As one of the leaders of owltwt, disliking Wing It Like Witches is ableist because a lot of neurodivergent people are hyperfixated on it. Considered yourself cancelled and your username a trigger. /srs /neg
Normal person: Bruh I-
by tomatotown March 31, 2021
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The worst part is that they know they're assholes and embrace it.
The worst part is that they know they're assholes and embrace it.
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