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Click clack give my nutsack a slap

1. Another way to saysuck my dick
2. An office sex term. If you want to get laid right there on the desk, walk up to your coworker and say “click clack give my nutsack a slap
Hey Jerry, I just finished those quarterly repor- “click clack give my nutsack a slap”
by efelly2 September 16, 2019
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saifullah omars left nutsack

It is the left testicle of stand user "Saifullah Omar" also known as Negroanaldestroyer42069.
He was a greek god in 300 BC, everyone favoured and admired him for his determination to find qwertacos Q right testicle, which was located in the sex dungeon of Negro fallis (pronounced - knee-grow phalis). Lasagner and sussy accompanied him on his mission to find previously mentioned testicle, but then get booty fucked by 29 autistic monkeys.
saifullah omars left nutsack is so deliciouse
by negrohunter69 June 6, 2022
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Cold as Nutsack

Very cold weather, as in cold enough that you just want to shrivel up and stay inside.
-30 degrees wind-chill?! That's cold as nutsack!
by SS Cruiser December 21, 2022
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I hope the squirrel from Ice Age bites your nutsack off

A very good comeback when someone says something like: "Ill fuck your mom" or "Suck my dick"

Maybe in a lit argument on Xbox live with a squeacker
"I fucked your mom pussy boiiiiii!"
"Yeah well i hope the squirrel from Ice Age bites your nutsack off"
by nutindabutt27 September 17, 2019
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chocolate nutcracker

A painful sexual act wherein a female pours chocolate sauce over male genitalia and teases the male with what seems to be oral sex. When the male is sure to get said oral sex the female then bites his testicles causing immense pain. Many who enjoy pain and find sexual pleasure in it perform this act.
Cindy: My new boyfriend likes pain.
Martha: So did you give him the old chocolate nutcracker?
Cindy: Oh yeah, and he loved it.
by Dance Explo September 17, 2013
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alaskan nutsack

When you take two frozen advocates in a plastic bag and put it on the back of someone's neck as if you were teabagging them
Guy1: dude my girl surprised me with an Alaskan nutsack last night I felt like I was in 50 shades of grey
Guy2: wtf
by Shrek_is_love666 March 28, 2015
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nutcracker

A female politician commonly known for busting balls and staying with unfaithful husbands.
Hillary Clinton is a nutcracker.
by aubreydwoodsshannon March 22, 2008
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