Chuck Norris Weed

It's the strongest, most sinister weed on the planet. Smoking it will knock you out like a round house kick to the face. It's got 10 times the level of THC found in even the best weed. This weed is so hairy...not only does it have a beard...it has a mustache...just like Chuck! It is the only thing that could get Chuck Norris high, so it was named after him in his honor!

A.K.A. "Texas Ranger"

"Eh dog, you got any of that Chuck Norris Weed? Cause I'm fixin' to knock myself the fuck out?"

"You got any of that Chuck Norris? Cause I'm looking to Judo Chop my ass from this weed!"

"That shit MUST be Texas Ranger cause its above the law!"

by Brandon Evans December 31, 2007

Norris

A last name that not only gets you loved by all your teachers by calling you chuck but nobody would ever want to start a fight with you because of your fearful last name!

I want to beat up that kid over there.
"Don't do it man he's/she's a Norris!!"

by mitchn5 December 28, 2011

Chuck Norrised

to be rendered unconscious, or killed instantly by a swift roundhouse kick to the face

guy 1: HOLY CRAP!!! i think i killed him.

guy 2: i said kick him, you chuck norrised him man.

guy 3: sorry

by Drakethacrusty March 27, 2009

chuck norris fail

something that can not and will not ever happen.

Stacy: hey, how likely do you think it is for me to lose weight?
Tom: as likely as a Chuck Norris fail!
(Chuck Norris appears from the shadows, Roundhouse kicks Stacy in the face, and gives Tom a high-five)

by the gentleman thief January 18, 2010

Robotic Chuck Norris

1. Robotic version of Chuck Norris who appears in Waterman cartoons. Has the ability to skip time and kick ass.

2. Something, or someone who didn't do anything.

3. Comic relief.

1. "Robotic Chuck Norris owes you nothing!"
"I'm equipped with the ability to skip time! I skipped a downward spiral of depression and retardedness to get to this mess.."

2. "Robotic Chuck Norris had nothing to do with that. That just sucked OUT OF CONTROL."

"IT WAS HIM"
"Dude, he's so Robotic Chuck Noris!"

3. "Gone goldfishing!"
"That was lame!"
*THUNK* "Aha ha ha ha ha ha Good times."

by OverC July 2, 2005

Chuck norris cock

A cock that resembles the performance of a Chuck Norris action movie; a beastly cock.

1.)He fucked me so hard with his Chuck Norris Cock last night.

2.)Man your cock is so small, too bad you don't have my chuck norris cock

by ChuckNorrisCOCK May 20, 2010

anti-Norrinism

The grudge many members at OnRPG hold against Norrin.

Basically that all boils down to the old, dusty, anti-Norrinism that resides in many members.

by JEPHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH April 8, 2009