Nonversation

A conversation where tons is said but no one actually speaks.

"I had and awesome goodbye with Travis yesterday. He gave me his computer and then we had one of those good solid man moment where everything gets said but no one's talking. I call it a nonversation."
-Bobby from Cougar Town

by Lenny24 October 1, 2010

Nonversation

A nonversation is simply a conversation with someone who you do not wish to talk with, therefore using as many one word answers as possible, hoping that they get the hint.

Librarian: So hav you read many books this year?
Schoolboy: Uhmm....No
Librarian: Oh...did you at least finish that book set for your school project?
Schoolboy: Ye
Librarian: Did it take you long?
Schoolboy: about a week......i gtg (runs really fast in opposite direction)

Schoolboy: Man...that was the worst nonversation i evr had!
Friend: Really i find the librarian really nice to talk with
(all other kids stare)

by George_ME January 20, 2008

Nonce

A sexual predator

Hey, did you see Ryan the nonce Rowe the other day? he was being a massive nonce

by bobjames August 24, 2012

FC Nonce

A football club based around the world, most likely Sunderland, and consists of many famous Nonces in the world, including Winger/Midfielder Adam Johnson

P1: You see that bloke over there?
P2: what about him?
P1:He plays for FC Nonce he does
P2: thanks for telling me, i'll keep my kids away from him

by TheCommunistFly March 5, 2020

nonce

a man called caleb with a gym teachers moustache and a cum stain in their hair.

did you see that nonce. ima hide my children

by SoHErEsThEmFtEa April 13, 2019

Nonce

British slang for a pedophile. Nonces usually sit at their laptols on discord all day or go out and stare at thirteen year old girls. Nonces usually all look the same, bald and fat middle aged men with a terrible haircut and sometimes grey hair to top it off. Nonces always get beat up in prison so if you're a nonce be prepared, you ain't getting out of there mate

Guy 1: Look at that nonce down the street

Guy 2: bro wtf, he's staring down Sophie

Guy 1: bruh ain't she a year 4

by Mistyman6 March 14, 2023

strokey nonce

pedo (prob named gavin or similar)

Person A: bruv your dads a twat u know
Person B shut up lad your dads a strokey nonce

by big ting n that July 19, 2019