A fictitious device used to move heavy objects in space, even though they are not subjected to gravity and thuis have no weight. This makes the device completely useless and absolutely ridiculous.
Guy 1: Hey, wouldn't a space crane be a great idea?! You could move heavy stuff in space!
Guy 2: ... No. That makes absolutely no sense. Shut up, Ron.
Guy 2: ... No. That makes absolutely no sense. Shut up, Ron.
by Zarpd August 23, 2011
by king_D__ August 05, 2023
Person 1: Did you see that guy get iron craned at the fight yesterday?
Person 2: Yea! It was hilarious! He won't be able to walk right for weeks!
Person 2: Yea! It was hilarious! He won't be able to walk right for weeks!
by jafsports March 09, 2011
It is a symbol of vigilance and wisdom and is known as the "bird of luck". but also as a symbol of caution and sleepless vigilance.
this is the origami crane as a symbol
by REH :) August 11, 2020
It is when a woman is laying on her back and a man is standing over her with one long shot of extended sperm. Hanging together for at least 7 inches or more before it breaks off into her mouth.
I was going to give her on big cum shot to her face, but instead I stood over her face a gave her The Charleston Crane directly into her mouth "extending 9 inches long." That's a new record for me.
by Low Standards May 09, 2010
a female who adorns themselves with all manners of tacky and ridiculous clothing, gawdy accessories, tacky jewelry, and various other forms of atrocious adornments. while they think they are quite stylish, everyone else thinks they make a 2 dollar whore look classy. they are a total fashion disaster. they are especially common in northern wisconsin.
by myronman January 07, 2011
The most attractive girl in the world. She is so smart, she is the most loving and caring person in the world. She never gives up and she will always have your back. She is one of a kind, she is the cutest, she’s athletic, and she is very understanding.
Get yourself a Sophie Crane.
by RileyM2 August 09, 2019