Close but no cigar.

It means that your incredibly close to doing something incredible, but ya failed! so, you’re close but...
No cigar!

Macy: Hey, i almost won the presidential election, but this twat named Jack did.
Blaire: Well, *chuckles* you’re close but no cigar.

by history fan, lmao November 28, 2020

Cigar Box

When a group of males take a picture of all their penis's in a row and send it to someone.

Dude we sent a Cigar Box to those two sluts who came over last night at 4:30.

by Dj Nicky Day July 18, 2011

Cigar Band

Foreskin of a penis
or to draw a penis on someones papers and make sure it has a foreskin

I cigar banded his papers

by Sphinctar May 8, 2003

Cuban Cigar

When a male lights his pubic hiar on fire and a male/female proceeds to suck his burning pube cock.

Fidel Castro did the cuban cigar with Anna Nicole Smith.

by Daddy Nelso Gonzalez January 6, 2009

Cigar-Cutter

The anus, or asshole. Especially that of a cat.

Damn, he's twitching his cigar-cutter. I hope he found his litter box!

by amoceuazul May 22, 2008

Pink cigar

Another name for the male reproductive organ - the penis.

Butt out the pink cigar in the ashtray of love.

by Dazza Vich December 22, 2018

Cuban cigar

When you take a nice stinky poo in someone's pillowcase, then proceed to swing it around and hit them in the face with it.

"Dude, G-Reg totally just slammed Jerzey in the face with a cuban cigar!"
"Haha man, that sucks for Jerzey."

by G.Reg April 18, 2006