Nintendo 64 

A great system that had quite a few awesome games, like oot and Goldeneye. Unfortunatly, it suffred from many of the problems that come with the limitations of using Cartriges, such as a lack of any CD Audio (meaning they had to use MIDI, which is shitty)

Goldeneye was a fucking awesome game

Nintendo 64 by I hate your Emo Haircut December 11, 2004

Nintendo Fanboy 

A person who praises Nintendo who believes gaming would have died in the 80's if Nintendo wasn't around and thinks less of others who don't prefer Nintendo over games. Usually these unique snowflakes spend more time on internet forums writing essays defending and praising Nintendo, yet these people spend more time online defending a company other than playing games. These people love to bash games like Call of Duty (equally as awful) for being the 'same shit every year" but they buy every release of Super Mario and defend the series and usually end up calling you dumb or not a "real gamer" *cringe intensifies*

Random guy online: I'm not a big Nintendo fan I much prefer Xbox or Playstation because they offer what I want

Nintendo Fanboy: REALLY?! YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT GOOD GAMING IS AND HONESTLY YOU SHOULDN'T BE GAMING IF YOU CANT SEE THAT NINTENDO IS WAY BETTER THAN FUCKING MICROSHIT AND SONY

Nintendo fanboy: Nintendo is so mistreated because gamers today are fucking retarded and only want good graphics and a game that offers a gun in their hand

Regular Gamer: Wrong, Nintendo simply doesnt offer good 3rd party support and their 1st party games arent that good to justify buying a Nintendo console. Saying that people only want good graphics and 1st person shooters for not liking what you like is silly.

Nintendo fanboy: OMG YOU FAKE GAMERS ARE ALL THE SAME, YOU PLAY SHIT GAMES WHILE I HAVE A GOOD TASTE IN GAMES LIKE MARIO AND ZELDA. -grammatical errors were intended in this example-

Nintendo Fanboy by DementedPest October 7, 2016

Nintendo touch 

The ability to make an NES game work when it will not load properly. This can be achieved to pushing it in lightly, slamming it down, or, the classic blowing into the cartridge.

This problem often occurs due to the age and condition of the cartridge.

Aaron: "Damn! Mike Tyson's Punch Out won't work! I've tried everything!"

Bill: "It's okay man, let Mark try it, he's got the Nintendo touch"

Nintendo touch by Dr. Taliban April 3, 2009

Nintendo Switch Parental Controls

To torture a kid with

Fuck no! My kid can’t use the Switch a lot! Lemme fuckin roast him with Nintendo Switch Parental Controls.

Nintendo Switch Parental Controls by rubberdumber February 12, 2021

nintendo revolution 

now called the wii

the nintendo revolution is now called the Wii.

do you really want to call the cops? or should i get naked and start the (nintendo) revolution

nintendo revolution by shtoink August 12, 2007

nintendo 64 

The best video game thingy ever. Plus, if it stopped working, all you had to do was blow on the game and it magically worked again.

Kid-Nintendo 64 is retarded. I have Xbox, Xbox 360, Wii, PS, PS2, et cetera.

Me-So why would you get all those game systems and spend tons of money on them when you could just play Nintendo 64 and have just as much, if not more, fun?

Kid-So I can brag to all my friends. All I want is to fit in. **cries**

nintendo 64 by holly the ginger kid. June 25, 2007

Nintendo Switch 

Nintendo's next gaming console that will put Nintendo at the top again. To be released in March 2017.

Dude, you managed to pick up a Nintendo Switch? Lucky bastard!

Nintendo Switch by ColdFire44 November 24, 2016