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football numbers

a term used to describe a general amount of timesomeone is in jail for. Based on the large numbers in the double digits, from the numbers on players' jerseys in the NFL. It originally was used for saying how long someone had to do time, but over the years, it has unsuccessfully been used to describe other large numbers.

Other rumor has it that it came from the scoring pattern of the actual game of football, which is a touchdown is 6 points, and a field goal following is another point, basically making every touchdown about 7 points a score, which represents the years that someone gets in jail.
Yo, did you hear about Steve going to prison? I dont know what he did, but I hear he's doing football numbers...it HAD to be bad.
by NyeGuy June 5, 2007
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number narty

"Woah, Did he really jeff her at the number narty?
"I'm bored. Let's throw a number narty tonight."
"So we finished playing some nabble and segued to the number narty."
by You Just Got Rick Rolled February 21, 2008
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Numberist

Numberist: To have a passionate dislike for a paticular number.
Tim: Want a sour candy? It's just 67 cents.
Alyssa: Uh, no.
Tim: Why? Don't like sour candy?
Alyssa: I don't like the number 67.
Tim: Numberist.
by Spikerocks101 December 18, 2011
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Number 15 burger king foot lettuce

The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittingly, he had shoes on.

But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.
Guy 1: Number 15 Burger King Foot Lettuce. The last thing you'd want in your Burger King burger is someone's foot fungus. But as it turns out, that might be what you get. A 4channer uploaded a photo anonymously to the site showcasing his feet in a plastic bin of lettuce. With the statement: "This is the lettuce you eat at Burger King." Admittedly, he had shoes on.

But that's even worse.

The post went live at 11:38 PM on July 16, and a mere 20 minutes later, the Burger King in question was alerted to the rogue employee. At least, I hope he's rogue. How did it happen? Well, the BK employee hadn't removed the Exif data from the uploaded photo, which suggested the culprit was somewhere in Mayfield Heights, Ohio. This was at 11:47. Three minutes later at 11:50, the Burger King branch address was posted with wishes of happy unemployment. 5 minutes later, the news station was contacted by another 4channer. And three minutes later, at 11:58, a link was posted: BK's "Tell us about us" online forum. The foot photo, otherwise known as exhibit A, was attached. Cleveland Scene Magazine contacted the BK in question the next day. When questioned, the breakfast shift manager said "Oh, I know who that is. He's getting fired." Mystery solved, by 4chan. Now we can all go back to eating our fast food in peace.

Guy 2: oh
by Sarcasm at its finest September 5, 2018
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age is just a number

A phrase used by people who oppose age restrictions, for example

a) Pensioners who want to continue working

b) People who sexually interested in minors

c) teens who seek to lower the voting age
She might be underage, but age is just a number
by tory borty December 31, 2012
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make it so, Number One

Taken from Star Trek: TNG where Picard is always telling Number One to Make It So.

1. Go ahead and do it.

2. Enough talk, do it already.

3. Answering to the affirmative.
"Hey, I was wondering if I can try leading the meeting today?"
"Make it so, Number One"

"Can I go out for lunch?"
"Make it so, Number One"

"Can I go out for go to the bathroom?"
"Make it so, Number One"

"Can I reboot the server?"
"Make it so, Number One"
by Douggles May 27, 2006
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number runs

If you make number runs, you're bringing betting slips and cash wagers to where they do an illegal lottery. i pick 3 or 4 numbers and win money if they're drawn
I Tote guns, I make number runs...
-Biggie Smalls
by c0rpse December 12, 2006
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