negative game

to have less than "no game" to the point that a person will destroy game for all that's around them, in turn, wrecking all game their friends have.

I could've gotten laid last night if my buddy who tailed along didn't have negative game.

by Mr Wall January 4, 2006

Negatise/ Negatiseing

Bringing your negative-ness onto soemone or something they said when they did not mean it to be.

It's a negativeversion of twisting words; but keeping the same words just making a negative statments about what they could but dont mean.

Kara, just because i'm giving my opion dose not mean you have to turn it into a negative statment, stop Negatise/ Negatiseing me!

by Joker-second July 9, 2009

Negative weight shit

The phenomenon, reported exclusively by frustrated dieters, of weighing more after a full evacuation.

Having sucessfully dispatched a massive, Niles was more annoyed than surprised to learn he'd gained another 2 pounds.

"Great" he muttered to the scale, "a negative weight shit". "Dieting's not hard enough, now I gotta contend with alternative physics".
Later on he resolved to remove nearly all anti-matter from his daily menu.

by Pbaddy September 10, 2009

Negative vibe merchant

A person who is crabby, generally unpleasant, and constantly giving off negativity.

First coined in the 1980s British comedy "The Young Ones" by character Neil, who complained that a negative vibe merchant had boarded up his bedroom. Later used in the mid-90s by the band 311 in their song "Misdirected Hostility."

Some negative vibe merchant, like, boarded up my bedroom...

by Vyv December 9, 2012

negative lottery

The exact opposite of the regular lottery. When you win the negative lottery you pay out or lose instead of winning money.

I just won the negative lottery. My boss just told me I'm getting a 10% pay cut.

by Mr.Krabs July 7, 2010

I crap you negative

A polite variation on "I shit you not," or "I'm not shitting you," and ultimately, "I'm not lying."

and then he said - I crap you negative - Windows 7 is better then MAC.

by dstikele October 23, 2009

negatize

To make something negative, like a number, or a statistic.

I will negatize your post count if you don't stop posting.

by Max Driz May 4, 2007