habs ned

A german custom to find a victim to perform a necessary but unpolular task.

Everyone screams "habs ned" and the last one has do it.

A: "we're out of beer"
A: "habs ned"
B: "habs ned"
C: "verdammt" <--- lost

by hakenmann August 01, 2008

Ned Beatty'd

To be ass raped in the woods by hillbillies while your friend is tied up to a tree watching helplessly, while on a canoe trip.

Person A: "Dude, Arthur was Ned Beatty'd by Hillbillies while on a canoe trip."

Person B: "Aww, man, is he alright?"

Person A: "Yeah, a guy with a bow and arrow killed the hillbilly...he sorta looked like Burt Reynolds."

Person B: Thank God, I almost never got to say how sorry I was to him for fucking his sister."

by The Flying 69 August 22, 2009

Ned fulmer

A man who says that he loves his wife but has a consensual workplace relationship with an employee

I love my wife! im ned fulmer!

by Iuseallpronouns October 12, 2022

Negative Ned

A person that no matter how positive the room is, brings in his negativism and thus drains the room of its positive vibe.

First Person: "Here comes Fred again."
Second Person: "Nah, you mean Negative Ned."

by Poop Stain Barney April 26, 2011

Ned Kelly

a victorian bushranger (early gangsta) who killed people, robbed banks and did many bad things and is classed as a hero in australian history

damn you steal from the rich and kkep it for yourslef your like a modern day Ned Kelly

by btf'07' December 22, 2007

ned flangers

Code between jamming buddies to use the Flanger effect pedal on the guitar for the song they're about to play.
A warm hearted reference to Ned Flanders, neighbor of The Simpsons.

Ex ;

E - " What pedal you gonna use for that ? "

M - " Dude ! Ned Flangers man ! "

by Marc O.C. & Evan Z. July 29, 2010

ned flanders

Overlytolorant, Overly Devout Christian neighbour of Homer Simpson. A Widower since 2000, Has 2 sons todd and rodd. Ned works at the leftorium but only earns $27 more per week than Homer. Raised by Overly tolerant Beatnik Parents. Hated by Homer Simpsons and Overly annoying to Reverand Lovejoy. has a highly annoying but very funny catchphrase consisting of the overuse of 'Diddly' in just about every sentance.

FLANDERS: their not perfect but the lord says love thy neighbour
HOMER: shut up flanders
FLANDERS: Okily-dokily-doo.

by Brother Number One February 10, 2005