necroaeriaphilia

1. The act of liking or having an obsession with 'dead wind'.

2. The act of doing well in 'dead' or little wind in sailing.

A: The wind's so dead today, yet we're going at a good speed. How come?

B: I have necroaeriaphilia.

by The Wierd And Crazy July 25, 2011

necrovert

A person with a sick fascination or fixation on death or the dead is a necrovert.

She was peeking in the morgue with excitement she is such a necrovert.

by tabbles February 15, 2017

Necronarcoleptic

Someone who keeps falling asleep while trying to fuck a dead person.

Although the dead person didn't get offended, it was really inconsiderate of the necronarcoleptic to keep nodding off during sex.

by Titan2014 July 8, 2017

Necroball

You put all your drugs into a blender that then gets distributed into a pellets or balls. After usage the user most likely will blackout and end up somewhere really fucking far.

A great party activity.

Hey bro, wanna Necroball at the party?
Yeah let's do it again!
Wait what?

by FlairAndPrestige October 29, 2019

Necroneuro-optophelia

Fucking a dead person through their eye into their brain

I'm really into necroneuro-optophelia at the moment.

by TheRealGawd March 2, 2021

Necrobation

When you masturbate but you're dead inside.

The necrobation made me cum, but I still don't have the will to live.

by BMXXMB January 13, 2022

Neckbeard

Somebody that DEFINITELY respects women and ROCKS a fedora. They are just THE MOST PRETTIEST PONY OF THE BUNCH his mum told him that so it's true. His collection of 'My Little Pony' figurines are JUST THE MOST IMPRESSIVE AND AMAZING THEY'RE BETTER THAN EVERYTHING IN THE WORLD. A fine GENTLEMAN such as himself must be with a PRETTY, SKINNY, ASIAN woman. It's not HARD for him to get one because he's SO PRETTY. Also goes OUTSIDE A LOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT. Always holding a katana and wearing a fedora to destroy the evil spirits of Anime show.

"I think James is a neckbeard. I'm not Asian, but hopefully he'll see me and fuck me"

by Crownat March 7, 2022