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A transdermal patch used to quell the urge to fuck dead people.
Steve : I can't seem to stop myself from fucking the dead.

Scott : Have you tried Necroderm?
Necroderm by JT Stranganopolis March 31, 2009

Necrotextia 

1. The act of texting the dead, usually unconsciously, usually occurs during the first ten hours of postmortem

2. The act of being texted by a dead person's phone
1. Necrotextia (Direct)
JACK: Did you hear, Stan died!
TYLER: I just texted him an hour ago! We were gonna go do some gay stuff together!
JACK: Dude you just necrotexted him!
TYLER: Oh noooo!
JACK: I knowwww...

2. Necrotextia (Reflexive)
TYLER: Dude you're not gonna believe this, Stan just texted me back!
JACK: Oh my god, you just got necrotexted!
TYLER: Oh noooo!
JACK: I knowwww!
MICKEY (w/ Stan's phone in hand): Muahaha!

necrodestination 

The place your body ends up after you're dead. Also may be where your soul or spirit ends up after you die.
His necrodestination was the town's cemetery.
necrodestination by Distazo December 28, 2006

necrovirgin 

noun - neh-kro-vur-jin

necrovirgin is an interbreed of the two words 'necrophiliac' and 'virgin'. a necrovirgin is a human being that has not had sexual intercourse with a dead body.

in South Korea, most people lose their necrovirginity between ages 12-19.
Person 1 - ''Dude! That Naomi chick is suuuch a necrovirgin! she has NEVER had sexual intercourse with a corpse of a human body!''

Person 2 - ''D00d! She is soooo weird!''
necrovirgin by RUNaznDEE May 20, 2010
Very very very very very scary and blasphemous monster. They reside in the grimmest and most frostbitten winterfjords, moonforests, and necromountains. Like Moongoats, Necroyetis too, feed on poser blood, and serve the Necrowizard and his blasphemous acolytes!
GRAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR!!!! The Necroyeti howled while the morbid axe of Satan descended upon the posers gay head!
Necroyeti by Morbid Thor December 30, 2004

netrovert 

net·ro·vert /n.
net·ro·vert /adj.
n., adj. net-ruh-vurt; v. net-ruh-vurt

–noun
1. a shy introvert in real life, but outgoing extrovert on the internet.
2. Psychology. a person characterized by concern primarily with his or her own thoughts and feelings on the computer (opposed to having a life).
–adjective
3. Psychology. marked by netroversion.
1. No I would not like to lmirl with you, because I'm a total netrovert and it would not work for us.
2. My netroverted son is lame in real life, but aparently a real hero on the internet thingy.
netrovert by credit unkown March 30, 2008