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Tu-Sty Disease

The unfortunate act of loading the toilet paper roll incorrectly, which causes the toilet paper to be dispensed under the roll. Symptoms present are absence of common sense, inability to understand the obvious repercussions of the act, and irascible guests to said home individual resides in. May cause loss of friends, loss of IQ, and loss of bathroom priveledges.

Cause: unknown

Cure: a swift kick to the face
Bro 1: I broke up with my gf today, bro.

Bro2: Bro, why?

Bro 1: she has Tu-Sty Disease, bro. I can’t love someone who could infect me at any second.

Bro 2: oh fuck that, bro. Good choice. Bitches be crazy.

*Bros high five and continue to walk to their dads boathouse in their Patagonia’s, chubbies and boat shoes*
by Stuckonpuck September 9, 2018
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dame tu cosita

GIVE ME YOUR THINGY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by SpaceUnicorn101 May 19, 2018
mugGet the dame tu cositamug.

Tu 'Ta Cloro

A Dominican phrase which means, do you understand or is it clear? Yet Cloro is Dominican, yes Dominican not Castellano, for Clorox (a brand of bleach). As you know bleach makes clothing white or clear, hence
tu 'ta cloro.
1st Person: Loco no me toca mi Brugal, tu 'ta cloro?

2nd Person: Pero que la baina?
by El_Mayimbe January 16, 2010
mugGet the Tu 'Ta Cloromug.

concha tu madre

Spanish for Motherfuker.

Literally translates as "Your mother's sea shell".

Colloquially as translates as "Your mother's vagina".

One hundred percent translates as "motherfucker".
Upon being shot in the kidney Jon exclaimed:

"You've shot me in the kidney, ¡concha tu madre!".
by LaGambaDeLaFiesta July 11, 2011
mugGet the concha tu madremug.

Dame tu cosita

A fucking mistake ever made since gods birth and it virgin you tubers use it as click bait crying themselves to sleep because they know they are a big failure at life
Random person: DAME TU COSITA AA AA!!!

A positive human being that knows meaning to life: I swear to god if you don’t stop saying that I’m going to slap the fuck out of you so hard you won’t have your virginity anymore
by Dat_Boi33 July 7, 2018
mugGet the Dame tu cositamug.

lazy-i-tus

No attending work/school because of laziness.
Me:Are you sick?
Victim:Oh, man i got a bad case of lazy-i-tus!
by papa schmuk March 30, 2007
mugGet the lazy-i-tusmug.

tu me manques

On the surface, ‘Tu me manques’ means I miss you in English.

However, it has a deeper connotation to it, it’s more like you’re missing from me, you’re a part of me, you’re crucial to my existence, just like a limb, organ or blood.

(In French, the concept of missing is passive: you don’t miss someone but someone is missing to you.)
Sasha: “Tu me manques.”
(I miss you.)
Kev: “Tu me manques aussi.”
(I miss you too.)
by sohnflouwr March 11, 2022
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