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Used in the context of someone saying something offensive in a humorous manner and fearing potential repercussions
John:"Pineapple belongs on pizza"
Mod: *clears throat*
John"for legal reasons that's a joke"
by MrBossMan750 January 28, 2022
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A facebook status that a girl posts when something royally fucked up happens to them.
Yesterday's status: Today was the worst day ever :(

Next day's status: everything happens for a reason <3
by jc44 September 13, 2011
mugGet the everything happens for a reasonmug.

13 reasons why

A terrible show that portrays suicide as a quirky personality trait and extremely unlikable characters and tonnes of shitty teen drama
Teen girl:13 reasons why is a great show
Rational people:you clearly don’t have taste in shows
by Fuck13ReasonsWhy February 21, 2021
mugGet the 13 reasons whymug.

big tits for no reason

When a woman has desirable breasts but a face that is so unappealing that nobody would want to have sex with her.
Bob: Man, Jessica thinks she can get any guy she wants
Bill: Yeah, she has big tits for no reason
by Manginacus December 18, 2010
mugGet the big tits for no reasonmug.

13 reasons why

the best show/book on planet earth. featuring hannah baker, a girl who committed suicide. the show explains why she did it using 13 tapes that she made.
"Did you watch 13 Reasons Why yet? you've got to, it's too good."
by alykatbro April 7, 2017
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13 reasons why

The best show/book ever to be created. Also the biggest emotional rollercoaster you will ever ride with all its ups and downs you will definitely shed some tears and will want to rewatch it again and again.
"Man did you finish 13 reasons why, yet?"

" Yea after sitting on the bathroom floor crying i rewatched it for the second time."
by brezymcfezy April 8, 2017
mugGet the 13 reasons whymug.

beyond a reasonable doubt

Outside legal framework it's similar to saying 'I'm either certain or as close to certain as possible'

-inside legal framework, it's a frame of mind, the universal standard of proof used to decide if a defendant is guilty or not. To find a defendant guilty a juror or judge must reach a frame of mind that leaves them with no doubt or at least almost no doubt that a defendant is guilty as charged. Therefore, beyond a reasonable doubt. Information that leads factfinders to this mind frame must be directly related to particular case, not from outlying information unrelated to case in question, usually arising from attempts to tar/slime the defendant.
I think it's beyond a reasonable doubt that roller discos will eventually make a comeback..
by em_see_dbl_oh April 12, 2023
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