Ninky Nonce

From the popular British tv show, there’d be a train that would carry the residents of the stars of the show, ‘In the Night garden’. This train was called the Ninky Nonk. Nonce is British slang for pedophile. It’s basically just a really extra way of saying pedophile.

Jack literally tried to kiss me last night, he’s so horny, ugh.

Yeah, he’s such a ninky nonce, avoid him.

by Spicysalt June 16, 2018

pom pom nanny

boy with saggy wrinkly balls and a hairy bum.
girl with wrinky hoof and all saggy.

your brothers a pom pom nanny.
ya girl friend fuck me last nite what a pom pom nanny.

by katie dent July 29, 2010

Ninnigoonk

Slang for vagina

What my mom told me to call it when I was young

My ninnigoonk is so itchy after I shave it.

by PineappleEater123 July 19, 2018

Ningyptian

After the Hebrews left Egypt, the Egyptians found themselves in need of slaves. They turned to Japan, a country rich in people and ripe for the picking. As with any conquered people, the Egyptians procreated with the Japanese, and the Japanese taught their children Ninja skills. These offspring were the Ningyptians, an elite fighting race with +5 Stealth and +20 kick your ass.
Ningyptians can be resurrected by playing this crazy song my step-mother has on tape. This is also the best way to get killed by a Ningyptian.

Anna: What was that noise?
Andrew: I think there's a Ningyptian on the roof of the car!

by Achmed Ono January 8, 2009

pu nanny

a pussy, wet pussy, cunt, beaver

I licked her pu nanny.

by Chris Sexmonster September 27, 2006

The Nanny

A very good show but it's only on nick at night now. Fran drescher is in it and she had an annoying yet awesome voice.
Fran and mr Sheffield end up getting married and she has twins!

I was watching the nanny last night and fran made out with mr. Sheffield cuz they have a sexual attraction to each other!!

by Nannyfan69 November 15, 2009

Nanny Mcfee

A creep babysitter with a wart the size of Alaska who does weird things to the children she watches.

Man, I can't believe the babysitter was a total Nanny Mcfee. I'm going to have pay for years of therapy.

by Makeittillyoubreakit January 7, 2017