muzzah

The greatest thespian of the 21st century, usually embodied in a sexy redhead. Known for versatility and the ability to portray characters that are outside the given gender, race or species. If you find a Muzzah, just know she is pretty much the greatest person. Ever. Expect to be amazed.

-Did you notice how much she rocked onstage last night?
-Of course she did! Muzzah is always amazing!

by boys_love_wassail May 1, 2008

Mozzie

A Maori who lives in Australia.

Hone: Hey cuz, where you living these days?
Hemi: Across the ditch bro, in Ozzie.
Hone: Aw eh? So you a Mozzie now?
Hemi: Yeah bro! There's heaps of us Mozzies in Oz eh.
Mozzie! Mozzie! Mozzie! Moe! Moe! Moe!

by mzmozzie September 2, 2009

mozzie

Australian/Aussie slang for 'mosquitoe' commonly used in spoken language .

for an alternate spelling see also 'mossie'

for an alternate slang term see also 'bloodsucker' (NB: 'Bloodsucker' has now been generalised to also refer to things as varied as vampires, lawyers and leeches and the term generally carries a negative connotation).

Pass me the Aerogard mate, these mozzies are gonna make me go troppo.

by Bob Hu August 1, 2005

Muzlim

How stupid people (mostly American) say "Muslim"...

Reporter: There was fighting today between the just, righteous American troops who flew across the world to occupy a country for oil profits and the evil "Muzlim" extremists who are fighting in their own country to prevent it from falling under the control of a foreign group.

by Aymen March 27, 2005

Muzzling

Grabbing a girls hair and hitting it from the back.

Greg: I was muzzling that girl last night and now her hair is falling out

by Susan7688 June 22, 2018

Muzzam

Has a mustache but refuses to shave it. Has a jacket with headphones built in and has bad english pronunciation. Yet he is the coolest cat in the alley. You haven't lived yet until you've met a Muzzam.

Jennifer: I love Muzzam.
Lexi: Me Too.
Megan: Who doesn't?

by Muzzam Lover October 12, 2011

muzzle-loader

The vile (or pleasant) act of defecating into your mate's mouth and proceeding to force the excrement down his/her throat with your penis. Your mate's mouth acts as the muzzle, the exrement acts as the bullet/gunpowder, and your penis acts as the ramrod. Hopefully your mate will projectile vomit immediately after being muzzle-loaded, so as to replicate the firing of the loaded firearm. If you wish to take it a step further, you can hire a Civil War Commander reenactor to shout out commands during the process such as "Prime!" "Draw Ramrods!" "Ram down the cartridge!" and "Fire!"

Dan: Bro, I hired a Civil War Commander reenactor to shout out the proper commands as I performed the muzzle-loader on your mother last Thursday.

Mike: Did she projectile vomit?

Dan: Hell yeah!

Mike: Nice!

by Mike Dumas May 20, 2008