Muppyfuck

the act of having sex with a muppet or hand puppet.

Bob -"hey what did u do last night"

Joe -"went to a party, i muppyfucked kermit so hard"

Bob - "nice""

by titysprinkles123123 October 8, 2010

musty nugget

a hairy poop with a pungent smell

duuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuude i just took one nasty musty nugget

by happyfacequincy March 21, 2012

Musty Mit

When you fart in a baseball glove and then cover someone's face with it.

I couldn't believe that Steve made that error out there, so when we were headed back to the dugout I farted in my glove and gave him my musty mit.

by Mrbojangles856 July 21, 2012

Mushy Cheese

Mushy Cheese derives from the greek 'cheesicus de la mush' meaning death by cheese from a male stripper. It can be used to express joy or hate, depending on how kinky you are:

1. good morning, that's a nice mushy cheese!

2. Urrgh, you're such a mushy cheese!!

by Tallia Foxgroove February 26, 2014

musty crack

An extremely dirty ass crack filled with feces, dingle berries and also a pinch of swamp ass plain and simple

Nigga one:dude sha-nae-nae ain't showered in weeks

Nigga two:I bet she got that whole musty crack thing goin on

by Both of your dads March 6, 2014

Musty Zoccali

A solo sexual act where a male makes a pizza (preferably with mozzarella cheese and lots of sauce) and uses the oil from the pizza as a lubricant, after he climaxes, he finishes all over the pizza and serves it to a large group of people.

"I was at Joe's party last night and he served us a good old Musty Zoccali"

by YaBoiShooterMcGavin February 15, 2015

musky boyz

Is when a group of men, usually white, gather in camp grounds while Boy Scouts are present. They then proceed to assault Boy Scouts with beer cans, making them musky boyz.

Hey dude lets go out to the camp ground and make ourselves some musky boyz

by OGMB001 July 16, 2016