murf

To vomit

BRO, I THINK I'M GONNA MURF!

by MURF MAN February 24, 2009

murfing

Mindlessly "surfing" (the interweb) usually starting on one subject and ending up on a completely different subject.

I spent all day murfing housing in Seattle and ended up learning about orca whales.

by denizen August 27, 2006

murf

the wedgie received when wearing a g-string or thong

Dude Litta, today whenever i was wearing my g-string i got a major "murf!!"

by Alyssa October 8, 2003

murfy

Small, ginger homosapian twat. Around knee height and found in darkest Wishaw. Vicious when provoked but usually feminine. Usually shadowing girlfriend in order to look cool but secretly likes men. Defends territory by "singing" which will deter any animal with working ears, and some deaf.

hey murfy, stop putting your finger near my ass, i ain't into that shit!!!!!

Yeah murfy, you really hit that note good!!!

by Murfy fanclub inc. February 5, 2004

Murf

To suddenly expel large quantities of purely liquid poop. Makes the murf sound as it suddenly hits the water in the toilet.

Man, that burrito gave me some hardcore murf.

by eflatus September 18, 2009

murt

a newly discovered breed of animal that is an identical twin of sasquatch

murt man murt man murt man murt man murt man murt man

by colby johnson March 18, 2008

Mufty

An old or beaten up car. A car that is more than 20 years old. Sounds like it will break any minute. Usually driven by grandmothers.

John: Hey look its a mufty coming down the street

by David Carroway August 25, 2011