munge

Nick Turton

My mum's just died... fancy going out for a munge!

by Anonymous April 18, 2003

Munging

The act of eating a corpses intenstines and having sex with the raw open flesh.

Dude, I just saw a homeless man MUNGING a dog in the allyway.

by ShipwreK CarltoN May 22, 2018

mung stick

A stick used during the act of munging to prod the corpse in an effort to release extra special mung juices from hidden pockets that an elbow drop just can't reach. Usually the stick is found in the graveyard and then discarded after use. However, experienced mungers might have a favorite mung stick (or a collection) that they'll bring with them on the adventure.

Jalen: "Sick mung stick, bro!"
Matt: "Thanks man, this shit's hand carved ivory!"

by Carrie Mungderwood January 2, 2011

mung

The dirt, dead skin, and oil mixture that cakes up when you rub your skin vigorously, usually when showering has been skipped for several days. It has a grayish-green color and the consistency of clay. It smells earthy with with a musty finish.

He loved making sculptures out of his freshly rubbed mung.

by B-RaddaR-B July 21, 2011

Munge-cake

An individual who lacks foreign heritage and lives in Canada. Munge-cakes or "munges" tend to do things such as eat kraft dinner, constantly apply sun tan lotion and dip his/her grilled cheese in ketchup. This term of slang is most commonly used by those of Italian descent.

Person: "Hey Joe, want a panzerotti?"
Joe: "What is a panzerotti?"
Person: "You are such a munge-cake!"

by The contributer July 11, 2011

Mung Jumper

The individual who selects the easiest, least messy task within a given job. Derived from the obscenley disgusting sexual act called the mung where the person acting as the jumper definitely has the less painful assignment.

My roommate conveniently volunteered to clean the bedroom leaving me to scrub the disgusting bathroom. It sucks living with such a mung jumper.

by Doookie April 30, 2007

Mung Waft

Mungy wafts of air generated during doggy style sex with a partner with an unclean anal region. Each thrust wafts the smell of sweaty, dirty, unwiped ass directly into your nostrils.

See pump and gag.

That was one dirty hoe I shagged last night braaaaahhhh. All I could do was bang that twat and hold my nose. Worst mung wafts ever.

by Eaton Holgoode March 8, 2017