mullins

Noun; A bad handjob

Guy 1: Man, I just got a mullins.

Guy 2: Why? What happened?

Guy 1: Well, she kinda just gripped the tip and ripped down; I don't think I'll be able to piss straight for days.

by G5Cudmore October 30, 2010

shane mullen

A beautiful, intelligent, sexy beast who has the sexiest body in the world. And he has a huge d**k.

"omg did you see that shane mullen walk by! i think i passed out!!!!!"

by strikerman101 October 2, 2011

Carnegie Mellon

University. est. 1900
generally referred to as CMU see em you
connotation: instant status/six fig salary maker

"Chandra went to CMU? DAMN she gonna be rich"

by hottstuff March 28, 2005

Mullion

Stone between two panes of glass, or the crack between two butt cheeks

His wedgie went far into the mullion, causing maximum discomfort between his buns

by Crackerd1234123 May 29, 2011

millon

Large cock doesn’t tip

Millon is the goat

by Keepwoop January 25, 2018

Mullings

A long, stiff, rigid turd. Often the type that bursts blood vessels on its way out.

"I took a shit last night, it was a total Mullings. I spent 2 hours in the ER afterwards"

by Hero of War February 3, 2010

Ben Mulroney

The host of eTalk Daily and Canadian Idol. Appears to have a lifetime membership to Fabutan and a Frequent Shoppers card for Holt Renfrew. His lines are scripted, and his chin is gigantic, but at least he is a better host than Ryan Seacrest of American Idol, because he doesn't use stupid sayings like "Seacrest, out!"

"Did you see that Mulroney guy's hands? They were white and the rest of him was orange!"
"Yeah, but he still rocks. HAVE MY BABIES BEN!"

by Kalanadian July 10, 2005