mtv

mtv has sucked since they aired their very first video and has continued to suck ever since

it's gotten to the point where they don't even play any videos at all which is fine because they never had any goddamn taste anyways

Mtv is for suckers...

always has been always will be!!!!!

by ///( - )___( - )\\\ August 26, 2004

MTV

Mainstream Televsion: Used to convince morons of what is "cool" and what isn't.

MTV can't be called 'Music televsion' since there's never any music on the channel.

by MTVsucks April 18, 2006

MTV

A channel that shows everyting but music

Wat is the new hit song? let me check on MTV oh nevermind Laguna beach is on

by NaJanATor December 28, 2005

mtv

the shittiest channel on tv...in the 80's it was kinda ok, but now it sucks...they never even show music videos, and if they do its like at 3 AM...its all shitty reality shows and sluts...you ever notice how they only bring stereotypical california people on trl?? they will NEVER have someone on trl who isnt blonde and tan with barbie boobs...what about the people who are actually talented, shitmonkeys???

aaaaaaahhh mtv!! my ears are bleeding!!!!

by waAGhA! March 15, 2005

MTV

The sole network responsible for destroying music. Said network has brainwashed the masses to not appreciate the finer works of music in this world. Such as death metal (which isn't just people banging on instruments, listen to some fucking Necophagist) and the likes. This said network also makes people think that SLIPKNOT isfucking death metal. And in reality, this isfar from the truth.

MTV has destroyed musical genres and had bred an army of idiotic 'gangstas'.

by DeathToCocksmokers August 16, 2008

MTV

A tv station made to destroy good music and turn pieces of art (music) into mainstreambullshit for lidsay lohan wannabe's to dance to.

poser: "OMG DID YOU HEAR THAT SONG ON MTV? I LOVE THAT BAND EVEN THOUGH I ONLY KNOW THE CHORUS TO ONE SONG! OMG <3333"

normal person: "stfu i hate you go die."

by ngshfdgukghdksug February 3, 2008

MTV

A corporation attempting to brainwash teenagers and corrosponding pre-teens and it has even reached young children. It tells us all to bitchslap people with curly hair, 'Next' vegitarians, get plastic surgery to look like Britany Spears and much more repulsive behaviour. Though dubbed 'Music Television' the channel will rarley show music in the hours of the living.

Teen: Hey, mom can I watch the Real World on MTV and fill my mind with junk? Then Next will be on I just LOVE those gay editions!
Mother: You know, Candice, in my day they played music on MTV.
Teen: Uh... Wuteva!

by Suzy of the Xymox Clan May 17, 2005