'Dude, you need to get a grip of your monobradmin!'
by bobishungry October 1, 2012
Get the monobradmin mug.Swelled breasticle tissue often advertised on those with a male genitalia. Commonly, they are the result of excessive "Big Mac's" shoved into one's gob. It must be noted that they can be a danger to those in close proximity whilst rapid turning is in process. Hair may grow on one's mounds and 93% of "moob owners" agree that shaving is preferable to wax as the skin is delicate and sensitive around the designated area.
At the doctors.
Doctor: My, what big moobs you have!
Jimmy: Fuck off doc! Have you seen your mounds! The goss is that you don't even shave!
Needless to say, Jimmy did not go to the doctors for a long time.
In Jimmy's humble abode.
Tony: My, what big moobs you have!
Jimmy: At least I have something big! I mean, what are you, 2 inches? You fucking wanker.
Needless to say, Jimmy did not have sex in a long time.
At the bar, during work. Jimmy is now a police officer.
Drunk guy: Couldn't find your size fatty? You moob be spilling out that man vest. I see M&S don't have an "obese-BigMac-indulgers" size!
Jimmy: *Fires gun*
Needless to say, Jimmy did not leave prison for a long time.
Doctor: My, what big moobs you have!
Jimmy: Fuck off doc! Have you seen your mounds! The goss is that you don't even shave!
Needless to say, Jimmy did not go to the doctors for a long time.
In Jimmy's humble abode.
Tony: My, what big moobs you have!
Jimmy: At least I have something big! I mean, what are you, 2 inches? You fucking wanker.
Needless to say, Jimmy did not have sex in a long time.
At the bar, during work. Jimmy is now a police officer.
Drunk guy: Couldn't find your size fatty? You moob be spilling out that man vest. I see M&S don't have an "obese-BigMac-indulgers" size!
Jimmy: *Fires gun*
Needless to say, Jimmy did not leave prison for a long time.
by Jimmy 4 life! December 30, 2018
Get the Moobs mug.by poopsoop March 3, 2022
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boobs, but instead of on a female, on a male. like a car crash - you don't want to look, but you have to. often emphasized by shirts that are too tight.
boobs, but instead of on a female, on a male. like a car crash - you don't want to look, but you have to. often emphasized by shirts that are too tight.
by stef July 9, 2004
Get the moobie mug.man boobs. usually occurs when the man lacks working out or any physical activity. seen on every fat man.
man 1: damn son u fat.
fat man: no i'm not!!!
man 1: ya you is i can get a good handfull of your titties. those are straight moobies son!
fat man: i hate you! im goign to eat a sandwich and cry!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
man 1: what a fatfuck
fat man: no i'm not!!!
man 1: ya you is i can get a good handfull of your titties. those are straight moobies son!
fat man: i hate you! im goign to eat a sandwich and cry!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
man 1: what a fatfuck
by who0ligan January 19, 2006
Get the Moobies mug.by Neikiva June 27, 2007
Get the Moobs mug.When a man's moobs are two inches larger than his love handles, or just having unsavoury moobs in general.
Why the hell is this guy with massive moobs in the firefighter calendar? He's a total moobing violation.
Dude, you should lay off the chips, your becoming a moobing violation.
Dude, you should lay off the chips, your becoming a moobing violation.
by cdafox May 7, 2010
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