The Gayest guy you will ever meet, but acts like he's not. No matter what happens it probably is his fault. Probably only knows soccer and chess. He Only wears Crocs. He obese
Dude 1: who is the guy in the corner watching gay midget porn
Dude 2: that's a Mort
Dude 1: I'm out here
Dude 2: that's a Mort
Dude 1: I'm out here
by Big ball muncher October 31, 2023
Get the Mortmug. by Freddnokiateethout April 26, 2019
Get the Mortmug. 
a dangerous war criminal and dictator. responsible for countless genocides and civil wars throughout his 32 year long reign. his most notable killing was the deaths of his 12 unnamed wives
by Lord Pilaf December 28, 2021
Get the Mortmug. Hi mort how is everyone doing?
by Smart athiest September 23, 2018
Get the Mortmug. A drug fucked junkie that typically leeches off their mothers unconditional love long into their thirties.
Dylan Williams is a fucking mort aye, cunt got fried on the Xanax and punched holes in the wall again after the crack whore he shared his sweet puff with wouldn't fuck him.
Dylan Williams is such a mort, he robbed me of $500 for two ounces when he was off his head of ice. Fucking mort.
Dylan Williams is such a mort, he robbed me of $500 for two ounces when he was off his head of ice. Fucking mort.
by somuchbettertahnyou June 13, 2017
Get the Mortmug. A sexy critter AKA as Ollie who obeys his master King Julien at all times and loves a good glizzy guzzling.
by ShemanTheGerman May 10, 2022
Get the Mortmug.