mortimus

The retard that called me on owen's phone.

Mortimus face timed me and showed me a dudes ass. Criticized my tattoos and called me bald.

by Fatstick July 23, 2014

Moroni

Moroni is a term to define someone as passionate, kind, loving, creative, happy, hard working, imaginative, helpful, beautiful, sexy, smart, wise, educated, big, strong, understandings, and A total Boss

(Random guy) hey you see that guy he’s a Moroni.
(Every girl in a ten mile radius) OMG can I have your number

by A Real Boss December 27, 2020

moronic idiot

A retard who thinks he is always right but is wrong and doesn't admit. Likes to call people retard even though they know that they are biiger retards. Likes to bully people but won't admit to it

John Kerry is such a moronic idiots he shouldn't even be on this earth

by Terrorist killer#25 March 1, 2007

moronica

Various things that only a moron would do, or behavior pertaining to morons.

The amount of moronica on the internet is astounding.

by Xel-ko May 15, 2005

Mortimer

To kill something in a brutal, thoughtless or horrific manner. Derived from "Mortify" and "Murder".

Did you see the way that dog mortimered those chickens?

by Mikeyhead June 30, 2010

moroni

A Mormon; a member of the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints.
The term 'moroni' is a reference to the angel Moroni, who Mormons believe aided Joseph Smith in the founding of the church.
The image of the angel Moroni blowing a trumpet is a common symbol and registered trademark of the church.

Mitt Romney and Orrin Hatch are moroni's.
Utah is full of moroni's.

by bob the hog December 17, 2008

mootin' tootin'

1. a term used in a negative way to describe someone

2. The process of neutering piglets and/or "dealing with" cows on a Polish farm.

1. "you're a mootin' tootin' son of a bitch!"

2. "so I was mootin' tootin' today and it resulted in quite a mess!"

by Mark Howell May 5, 2008