Moon Ass

A woman's gluteus maximus that is mainly constructed of cellulite. Due to the lack of muscle the ass is covered in dimples, loose spots, and has an appearance that resembles the moon: a cratered surface.

"Yo I heard you got with Sarah, how was that fat ass of hers?"
"Shit was nasty dude! Bitch's ass was filled with dimples and it was loose as fuck!"
"Damn, really! I never thought Sarah would have moon ass!"

by Spenceykins January 19, 2014

moon on a stick

phrase used widely by teenagers and young adults in the mid 90s as it was made popular by the comedy geniuses Stew Lee & Richard Herring.
they used it mostly in the second series of their hit tv & radio show 'Fist of Fun'.
It means basically to want everything, if you want the moon on a stick then you want everything, including things you can't have.

Rich: you wanted the moon on a stick...well look! i went up and got it for you!

Stew: but i don't want it!

by Lucy-fer in the sky with diamonds January 1, 2005

Moon Kiss

It is a slight but soft kiss that someone gives you on the corner of your lips.

My friend think he's so smooth that I didn't notice he gave me a moon kiss after he kissed my cheeks.

by Normireace May 15, 2017

Moon Squares

Toilet Paper

dude! ran out of moon squares today had to use my sock.

by wthail February 18, 2010

Moon x

Basically, it is a guy moaning for 25 minutes. His voice pretty af muah

Josaline: hey girl whatchu doing?
Millie: hi I'm doing hot girl shit

Josaline: wdym
Millie: I'm listening to moon x
Josaline: the guy who moans for 25 minutes on a mic?
Millie: YES YOU KNOW HIM?? SLAY YOURE SUCH Q GOOD FRIEND

Go listen to moon x. This is a threat. He has such a pretty voice nngh~!! Anyways yeah go listen to him.

Guys with deep voices moaning: muah, heaven

by HELP I FAILED DYING/ j June 26, 2022

Moon Knight

Marc Spector spends time training to be a heavyweight boxer, a U.S. Marine, and a mercenary. Working for Raoul Bushman, Spector and Dr. Peter Alraune uncover an archaeological breakthrough when they discover an underground temple. Within the temple lay a statue of the Egyptian moon god Khonshu. With intent of looting the temple for the artifacts, Bushman kills Alraune and out of anger Marc fights Bushman. Unfortunately, Marc loses and is beaten to near death and is left to die in the sub-zero temperatures of the desert night. Worshipers of Khonshu rescue mark and bring him to their temple. Marc's heart stops and Khonshu appears to him in a vision offering Marc a second chance at life as God's avatar. Awakening, Marc grabs the silver cloak covering the statue. He decides to become a crime fighter using the silver cloak as part of his costume. Marc uses the Khonsnuan fighting style and becomes a symbol of justice as Moon Knight.

Marc Spector the Moon Knight a hero in the marvel universe and a symbol of justice, uses the Khonsuan arts as his fighting style to represent the Egyptian God that saved him.

by Moon Knight May 25, 2014

Moon Shit

You know, when you have to take a dump really bad and you just barely make it to the toilet; pulling your pants down and there is no sit and wait, rather there is an immediate discharge of a giant ball of feces much like the shape of the moon including detailed craters.

We heard Johny in the bathroom, there was but one grunt and an incredibly loud audible plop. Thinking it was cool he said, "Dudes, I just took a moon shit!"

by XJ45-2 February 21, 2011