your moms knife

A women on her period

girl *getting angry*
boy 1 why is she so mad?
boy 2 she on her your moms knife
boy 1 oh ok

by SubToRandomPenguins February 12, 2018

Moo Mooism

If you're converting to Moo Mooism it means to just do it. You make rash desciscions and that's what we're all about. Convert today, convert to Moo Mooism.

Come on man don't be shy, Convert to Moo Mooism.

by Swanky and moo moo2.0 January 21, 2021

momsplain

When your mom over-explains things to you because she forgets that you're a goddamned adult and it's akward.

e.g. mom: "Haha! I brought home this hilarious GOP Bingo card for tonight's debate. See, it's a bingo card, but it has expressions or words the candidates might use. When they say them, you drink a shot! It's so funny! Of course you don't HAVE to drink." you: Yeah, Mom, I knew what you meant when you said bingo. Because I know what bingo is. You don't have to momsplain it."

by Mean Red September 11, 2015

word to my moms

Meaning you are so serious about something so you put that on your mother.

"Yo word to my moms you gotta see me."

by Klynn the kid June 11, 2016

moogstand

Usually during a musical performance when the moogist, more commonly a keyboardist, will do a handstand on his/her moog/keyboard. Made popular by Jesse Johnson of Motion City Soundtrack

*at a mcs concert*
kid 1: dude!!! did you just see that guy do a handstand on his keyboard!!!
kid 2: yeah dud that was a moogstand! he does that alot its sweet...also its a moog not a keyboard way cooler

by bobbobbbobbobbb August 20, 2006

your moms face

A widely used comment to end a very short male-driven argument. It is a unbeatable term used to offend in a mild/serious or comical way.
CERTAIN RULES APPLY!
1. You can only use your moms face once your mom has been used (see example 1)
2. you can not just jump to "your moms face" if this happens a punishment is decided by those around said idiot. (see example 2)
3.Your moms face squared or times infinity does not win the argument/competition, if someone says this punishment MUST happen.(example 3)
4. It can be used even when it makes no sense (example 3)

EG:
1:
steve: your so stupid
dan: your moms so stupid!
steve: your moms face is so stupid
dan:......shit

2:
steve: this chicken's lame
dan: your moms face is lame.....ooooh crap!
steve: you for it now.
Random person: Give him digs

3:
steve: how your arm dude, those digs i gave were hard
dan: your moms hard
steve: your moms face is hard
dan: your moms face is hard times infinity....AHH CRAP
Random person: OOOOHHHHHH!

by Havos January 29, 2007

your moms penis

A very insulting term used to piss someone off. This doesn't neccesarily mean your mom has a penis, but the thought of it, would piss someone off. It's a good way to get someone to shut the fuck up when they talk a lot or when they ask a stupid question.

*Guy 1: Yeah, so can you believe that Julie is telling all her friend's I still like her?..the nerve of that bitch....

Guy 2: Yeah, well I heard your Mom's penis is the talk of the town.

*Guy 1: "Hey, I wanna drink tonight, so maybe you can drive".

Guy 2: "Maybe your Mom's penis can".

your moms penis

by slimshadey January 16, 2010