moof

A very oblivious un-observant person, with zero spacial awareness

that person is such a moof, he can’t even walk in a straight line

by moofynu July 28, 2024

Moof

Another word for pu$$y

Did you wash your moof today?

by Moof2005 August 2, 2024

moof

fighting an uphill battle, a war cry, best spoken by fat ginger people when they need you to move (moof) out of the way.

(P1 stood on elevated ground that P2 desires to be on) P1 '' pass the stick'' P2 ''moof im trying to get up.''

by gupbron January 19, 2025

Moof

Loosly translates to "tiny" or "miniscule"

It's the moof things in life that really count!

by Parnold Tollbooth July 13, 2025

Moof

A type of cat that is better than all others. Or in other words, Mogs.

Wow, that cat is such a moof

by moofthecatmogs March 27, 2026

Moof-Milker

Any person who tries to fix that which is not broken. Usually, they will add unnecessary parts to the thing they are trying to fix, thus overly complicating and then breaking said thing.

Han Solo (in response to the hyperdrive on the Millennium Falcon not working): Hey! Some moof-milker put a compressor on the ignition line.

by SkubalaHead June 7, 2016

moof-diving

Masculin form of Muff-Diving.

Josh likes to go moof-diving on Duncan.

by shakdiesel December 26, 2005