munching moocher

Your friend who almost always has no money and will try to mooch a few fries or a bite of your meal

Olivia was always a munching moocher and eventually no one would sit with her at lunch

by von groovy May 4, 2019

smooches, not mooches

Variant of the once-popular "hugs, not drugs", this expression extols the virtues of giving someone semi-intimate affection as a "reward" or "payment" for physical/financial/material assistance or other favor that the person does for you, rather than just shamelessly begging to have said assistance given to you for free.

Tiffany didn't have gas-money for a ride to pick up a cartful of groceries at the supermarket, but she insisted on reimbursing me anyway with five minutes of warm-hearted lip-locks and gratitude-filled arms-wrapped-around shoulder-blade scrunchies after we got back to her house again --- she knows da value of a dollar and a friend's time/effort, and so she dedicatedly maintains a "smooches, not mooches" policy.

by QuacksO July 28, 2018

moonchie

Another word from the word penis.

If you want this moonchie at nine o' clock then ima give u this moonchie at nine o' clock.

by Zxcvbnmlkj July 25, 2016

moocher

an individual who, during a halo game, watches a battle between two players in splitscreen play and then jumps in and attempts to slay the winning individual in the forementioned battle.

Wow connor, you are sucha moocher

by GOOOOOOOOOOOOOD January 23, 2008

Ethiopean Moocher

A person that mooches food off of you in the office and doesn't give you any of thier food in return.

Patrick Lancaster is an Ethiopean Moocher.

by AndrewIShilarious August 9, 2006

mochie

Originating in Marin County, north of San Francisco, it is the act of chopping up marijuana and tobacco in a shot glass using scissors, and preceding to smoke it out of a bong.

Cheech laughed at Chong after he hit a fat mochie and went straight to Mochlandia

by sfbay April 11, 2011

Boob Moocher

A person who constantly begs to use your boobs. while never returning the favor.

Alletta is such a boob moocher.

by d00ny March 16, 2010