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fuck your money

Phrase used to dismiss someone's place in a conversation. Telling someone to fuck their money is like saying their entire net worth as a human being is being disregarded because of something they have said.
Magz:Yo son you heard that new shiest bub album?

Jaydon:Nigga fuck your money there aint no such thing as a shiest bib album.

Magz:No you're right.
by jaydon the don June 30, 2008
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Fuck off money

Paying your mistress an agreed amount of money to get the fuck out of your life for good and never return or contact you, your wife, or family again. Not to be confused with fuck you money which means something totally different
Your mate: "So she went crazy on yo ass? Think you'll hear from her again" You: "Nope. Ive paid her 'fuck off money'"
by rdjm01 March 28, 2015
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fuck-it-money

Fuck-it-money is the money with which one pays in brothels.
The word itself may come from "pocket money"
This month I have saved up a lot of fuck-it-money so that I can get some whores.
by TATUPELE22 September 26, 2009
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monkeys trying to fuck a football

When a group of incompetent rejects can't handle the simplist task
Salesmen: We don't know what happened boss, we thought we had that guy for sure.

Salesmanager: You retards couldn't close a front door.

Salesmen: Sorry boss, we will do better next time.

Salesmanager: No you won't you peices of shit, you guys are like monkeys trying to fuck a football
by wamboozled October 10, 2014
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Fuck you money

You have so much money you can tell anyone to go fuck.
by Truthteller2016politics October 28, 2016
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Fuck You Money

Enough Money to afford to buy (not charter) a private yacht or jet.
Elon had enough Fuck You Money to buy himself AND his Buddy Jeff a private jet.
by Mcjd February 22, 2023
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fuck me money

Having enough money so as to guarantee that almost anyone will sleep with you. This is not quite the level of wealth to constitute fuck you money but it's close.
He has fuck me money ...that's why almost any girl in the bar will go home with him.
by trickdaddy415 April 20, 2017
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