Monke

Ooh aah monke very wise and funny
All jokes aside why does every kid ever like monkeys now

Have you seen the video of that funny monkey

by Monke worshipper 69420 January 3, 2021

monk

Amature weed smoker

That monk over there coughed into the bong and flooded the bowl

by Anonymous November 20, 2002

monke

1) a man with a short penis, and usually in a state of denial.
2) a chode.

1) Yo man, stop acting like a monke you fool.
2) Hey, that monke is gradually getting shorter.

by anonymous May 5, 2003

monk

short for monk0re

get fuxked j00 fuxking monk

by monk March 15, 2004

monk

used as an insult to someone, and also can be used in place of f*ckin'

you monk!

i couldn't get the monkin' thing to work.

by Matt April 4, 2004

Monk

A bite, usually large, and sometimes aggressive.

"Give us a monk on that piece of cake"

by Dexter22 January 16, 2009

Monk

A religious lil' bald dude who doesn't talk.

Stop being such a racist monk!

by CrazyMurderer17 June 30, 2016