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Des Moines Surprise

It does one well to follow a Des Moines Surprise and a Topeka Destroyer with some nice Kansas Hard Lemonade.
by Ted Lynn Smith August 8, 2003
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Moinet

A Moinet is the hair commonly found around the bum hole.
You really need to shave your Moinets, man.
by TheDarby July 21, 2009
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Moliker

A word with multiple definitions.

1. A scape goat, something that can be blamed for anything.
2. A filler word for when there is nothing else to be said, also a substitute for the word "yes".
3. A word used when when wasted, drunk or high
1. "Is it raining out again? Yea, its those damn molikers fault!"
2. Two guys are laying by the pool, the weather is perfect, just cracked a couple of beers. The one word to best describe the perfection of the moment, "molikers!"
3. That guy is on his twelfth beer, ask him if he is drunk. His response to are you drunk, "Molikers!"
by Belvedeer July 19, 2012
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damian molina

Person with a very small penis usually overweight and sometimes wears a bra when attending a party laughs at his own jokes and just generally an asshole to be around
Damn Damian Molina is so annoying!
by thiccd November 22, 2018
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west des moines

Marc: Man you been to west des moines?
Jay: nah man its full of dumpster divers
by Tom22222 November 7, 2007
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Des Moines

The most populous city in the State of Iowa. Also probably the most gayest city in the country since people from Des Moines tend to think their city is as big as Chicago or New York even though the population of Des Moines is only at 197,000. People from Des Moines also tend to think that their city as alot of gang rivalies and violence and ghetto hoods just like Los Angeles or Chicago, however in fact the shady or these "ghetto" areas of Des Moines mostly resemble suburbs of large metro areas like New York, Los Angeles and Chicago. In fact Des Moines murder rate is only at 1 per year. A city that is also so small that it takes only 10 minutes to drive through the entire city. Des Moines is not really known worldly or throughout the country for much of anything. Probably the most boring city you'd ever visit with "skycrapers" that (the tallest) is only 400ft tall. Des Moines is a place you go to only if you have to and still you don't want to go there.
guy1:"Dang, I gots go to Des Moines fo tha wekend"

guy2:"Wat be Des Moines?"

guy1:"a borin azz city n Iowa"

guy2:"all citys n Iowa r borin"

guy:1"word"
by chicity87 October 7, 2012
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Molyneux

One who is of the extreme gay variety, can also be described as a "fairy" or "drug addict", one to be avoided in the corridor otherwise you will be forced into conversations about such things as dildos, or rhosneigr
"can you see that gay face over there?"

"yeah hes a right molyneux"
by writingstupidthings April 27, 2009
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