mister mocha

1) A classic nickname for a light skin with a mocha-like skin color

Bobby goes by Mister Mocha online, and if you saw him you'd know why. He looks like he bathed in a Starbucks drink.

by TheMisterMocha November 24, 2018

Mocha Magic

Using a mixture of both fecal matter and semen as lubricant for a sexual purpose.

Me and tina ran out of lube, so we just made some Mocha Magic and continued going at it.

by Limi Jimmy August 23, 2018

mc mocha fresh

Is cool as fuck Black person. They are hella fucking cool. Chill and laid back. And hates white trash(but not white)

Dude look at that hella cool MC mocha fresh over there

by Squirrel butt cheek September 5, 2018

Coochie Mocha

Coochie Mocha

Noun.
When a girl goes to take a piss after being fucked to hell by her significant other, but the sex was so similar to rape that it caused blood to draw and coagulate instantly, becoming a dark brown fluid that tastes similar to mocha.

Girl: Hey babe, come here and have a taste of my Coochie Mocha

by Dictator of Molestation Nation September 2, 2019

Mocha

A really dumb and oblivious person that doesn't know how to even walk probably and is a hoe and has like thirty six sacks of dead men as their boyfriends because they can't find an alive one that wants to date them.

"She is such a Mocha..."
"Ikr."

by Bambambedabbingonsomecookies October 30, 2017

Mocha

It means pee in Russian

The whole toilet is stained with mocha

by Mramor Pidor February 19, 2018

mocha puppy

Having sex in the doggy position after taking a muddy shit, making the receiver drink your 'mocha' from the bowl.

'bitch i'm sexy me a mocha puppy'
"Did you hear about mary and zach? They broke up after zach tried to pull a Mocha Puppy while they were banging."
"I was really horny after that trip to taco bell, so after painting the toilet bowl with post taco bell shits, I pulled my girl in for a quick mocha puppy"

by ayylamo August 21, 2016