moaning myrtle

A whorish girl in Harry Potter who repeatedly attempts to suck harry off. Characteristics include standard emo behaviour such as excessive crying and whining. Also displays various voyeurous acts.

Got her name from.........ahem...you guess XD

Moaning myrtle watched harry potters body float through the water like a gas infested turd.

by the dude with the momma XD August 17, 2008

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Moaning Myrtle

Perfect nickname for your wife or girlfriend that is trying to speak while you are choke-fucking her during a Harry Potter movie.

Sorry Moaning Myrtle, but I can’t understand a single word you are saying.

by Mancave Movie Madness May 29, 2017

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Moan Lawner

A machine that “lawns” people when they moan

Girl: maaajjaahahah
Boy: *runs over with moan lawner*
Boy: it be like that sometimes

by Kikikakabooka December 4, 2019

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Moaning montana

The act of drilling a hole into a mountain side and putting a Fleshlight into it and fucking it.

"I committed moaning montana on mount everest"

by THCrusaider December 25, 2022

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e-moaning

The act of flirtatiously vocalizing strange noises, moans, and grunts along with one or more other parties in online voice chat space such as an online call, chatroom, or video game.

Chandra's day was ruined after he witnessed two people on the spectrum in a Discord server e-moaning at each other for minutes at a time.

by JRMC_MD December 1, 2021

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