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montana milkshake

1. When you give a girl laxatives then you butt fuck her and she poops on your dick and you slap her in the face with your shit covered penis
Guy 1: Dude, PJ and Ginna did a Montana Milkshake at my grandma's house

Guy 2: Dude, thats disgusting

Guy 1: Yea, but Pj said it felt kinda good
by Urban Chaos May 29, 2007
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milkshake

What "brings all the boys to the yard" and causes them to fall in love with you and do whatever you want.

If you're milkshake is really good you don't even have to ask, they do it automatically.

A milkshake is a female's mojo. Something that can't be taught but is inborn. Either you have it or you don't.

That coupled with looks is magic.
Rachel had every guy on the street after her when she walked down the road. Her milkshake can't be beat.

Amy's boyfriend gave her 100'000's of dollars and she didn't even ask for it. Her personality, her pussy, her beauty and that magic something make guys do whatever she desires and she dosen't even have to ask for it.

Brit gets everything for free her milkshake is so bangin.
by It's better than yours..... February 15, 2010
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chronic milkshake

You will need a BLUNT (or fat joint), a SMALL TUBE (like a marker or pen shaft), beer mugs and a freezer. First put the mugs in the freezer to let them frost up. Roll up a fat blunt and attach the mouth end of it to the plastic tube, airtight. Light it up just by sucking thru the tube. Once its sparked go get the mugs. Now put the end of the tube down into the bottom of a mug, hold it there and shotgun a creamy hit into the mug. Because the mug is freezing cold the smoke will stay inside it easily until you tip it upside down. Last thing to do is to tip the mug towards you like your gonna take a drink and inhale the smoke and you will find yourself enjoying a cool CHRONIC MILKSHAKE.
Joe: Yo mikey we should serve up some chronic milkshakes.
Mikey: Hell yea man those are the shit!
Joe: Aright lets roll up a bleezy....
by tannner April 3, 2008
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Milkshake

Something Daniel Day-Lewis would Drink
Something in which you can put your straw that reaches "aaaaallll the way over here"
by Daltonious July 6, 2008
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latin milkshake

you spray whipped cream in the girls mouth, stick your penis in and shake your balls until the milkshakes done!
my girl was thirsty so we went home and i gave her my homemade latin milkshake!!!
by Mario V April 11, 2008
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milkshaking

When someone sucks on a cigarette so hard that their cheeks go into their face, as if they were drinking a milkshake.
He must be craving nicotine something fierce because he is milkshaking that cigarette hard.
by captncandidate October 20, 2011
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Texas milkshake

The act of drinking a dairy product from the rectum of a loved one, denoting extreme devotion or love.
"I loved him so much I would drink buttermilk out of his asshole"---The quote that created the texas milkshake
by TheTexan June 19, 2009
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