mistletoe

The only plant that legally allows you to mouth rape your co-worker at the Christmas party

Joe- Mary totally got mouth raped under the mistletoe at the Christmas party.
Fred- yeah it was awesome. And totally legal!

by jjfred July 4, 2010

Wookie Mistake

Getting so drunk the night before that you wake up the next day to a fat hairy (ocasionally mexican) "female" laying next to you

Also, marrying and/or allowing your best friends to marry and cohabitate with a large, hairy hemanbitch, that is always busting out of clothes 3 sizes too small, while sitting on the couch eating ice cream and asking their counterpart to bring it back and forth from the freezer because she may burn calories on the way that she must have to maintain her wookie figure.

"Man, those jaeger bombs tore me up so bad I made like 3 wookie mistakes in a week..."

"I am a sad panda...I let my friend make a wookie mistake, and now he is lost in the jowls of that nasty hemanbitch."

by rabidduck457 December 18, 2008

Mista Spyda

A skinny bird chested frail individual. Attracted to electronics, and runs a geek squad out of his house. He also has a weakness for white women Spyda's DVDs and CDs Inc.

Mista Spyda is so skinny I can see his heart beating through his chest.

by kakashiprime December 2, 2009

Mistar Stassi

The "JeffK" pronunciation of the name "Mister Stasis". See "JeffK" and "1337".

hX.Stasis is a person who is believed to be a 1337 haxx0r by many, including himself at times. See "hX".

"Mistar Stassi si teh 1337!!!111"

"WOWES Mistar Stassi sure knoes his haxx0ring OMG ROFLAAMO"

"Teh X BOXE si a hueg boxe!!11 Rihgt Mistar Stassi?//1??/"
"SILENCE! You may now speak."
"Tahnk yuo taht will be all."

by Stasis AMK3 August 12, 2003

its not a mistake its a masterpiece

PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STOP COMMENTING THIS ON YT SHORTS ITS GETTING VERY ANNOYING AND I WANT YOU ON EVERY ''its not a mistake its a masterpiece'' COMMENT REPLY WITH RATIO I WANT THEM TO SHUT THE FUCK UP OR USE AYO😳 BECAUSE I DONT GIVE A SHIT IF YOURE A JELLYBEAN OR A REDVELVET FAN BOTH OF THOSE FANS ARE FATHERLESS

its not a mistake its a masterpiece haha so funny i comment it lolol toatally didnt ruin the comment section 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 (you are non mature if you type this)😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

by cope+ratio+l January 27, 2022

Mistake Lake

Mystic Lake Casino in Prior Lake, MN. Just because it sucks!

I don't want to go to Mistake Lake...I always lose when I go there.

by Lives in MN August 11, 2010

Mistake

A song from Demi Lovato's newest album Unbroken.

Now that I'm thinking sober
Don't try and get no closer (example of lyrics of Mistake)

by OneReader November 18, 2011