misstache

A womans hairy upper lip.

Dude, my wife needs to go and get her misstache waxed!

by Jacob Spaniol December 27, 2007

Guatamalan Mustache

Prior to receiving a blowjob, you part your pubic hair to look like a curly, wirey, mustache. Then when a women places her lips on your penis, it appears as if she has a mustache

I made this chick wear the Guatamalan mustache last night, even though she didn't want to!

by Rob_0831 December 28, 2008

Drain Mustache

The hair left behind at the edge of drain after a female or male shaves their fun parts in the shower.

My roommate Ben left a drain mustache in the shower before he went out last night.

by Dexter St Jock January 4, 2010

Gayer than jizz on a mustache

really really extremely gay

dude, watching dancing with the stars is gayer than jizz on a mustache

by vooks November 4, 2008

Hitler Mustache

One of the many styles available to choose from in the art of pubic hair design.

The Hitler mustache involves shaving the pubic hair from either side, and the area directly above the genitalia, leaving a thin strip which quite looks like Der Fuehrer's preferred brand of whiskers.

To spice up her marriage, Jean shaved her pussy hair into a Hitler mustache.

Rabbi Kawolski was quite offended when the centerfold had a Hitler mustache.

by Trunkbutt April 24, 2003

walrus mustache

an overgronw mustach resembling a walrus' teeth usually sported by hispanic gangsters in south LA.. its very intimidating...

holy shit look at that walrus mustache, it be big!

by Behnaz February 28, 2008

standard issue mustache

The type of mustache that all stereotypical cops have.

For an example of the standard issue mustache: see Sooper Troopers.

by PeaTearGriffin February 5, 2006