minton

A hypothetical form of the game badminton where the players actually have some skill. Used in insults. A synonym of goodminton.

Ryan: "Hit the damned shuttlecock already!"
Greg: "Ok, here goes. I'm going to whack the 'cock!"
Ryan: "That's what she said!"
(Greg whiffs)
Ryan: "Nice one."
Greg: "I meant to do that. Ok, here goes for real. This 'cock is headed straight for your face!"
Ryan: "That's what he said!"
(Greg hits it right into the net)
Ryan: "You know, this game was just called minton before you started playing it."

by Nicholas D March 10, 2009

Manto

Potential female partners who usually congregate around pubs and clubs.

From the slang Mantovani (fanny)

John returned from the toilet and overheard a guy saying "Check out the manto in bar tonight!"

by Big Al January 6, 2004

Mantoloking

A small, relaxing town near Point Pleasant and Seaside New Jersey. Despite its location between two very commercial and somewhat tacky towns, it takes you to a place far from all the commercialism. Not yet touched by masses of people and commercialism, Mantoloking has some tourists, but mostly locals just enjoying a leisurely summer. Commonly referred to (even by myself) as "the raddest place alive doe". Everyone there is super nice and really ill at tennis. One of the happiest places you shall ever encounter in cho lyfe! A really nice place that you will love attending!

Bob: "Hey man, relax, it's Mantoloking!"
Ted: "You're right, brah. I'm just a chill dude who's trying to stay pop and do his thing."

by Tmcnallydeww August 8, 2012

Diet Coke and Mentos

Something half of my definitions involve. See also sex.

The next time you enter a McDonald's restaurant, snatch a kid from his parents, take him to the kitchen, and shove some Diet Coke and Mentos up his ass!

by Yopmail User October 21, 2022

midtown

un hip, fin

you haven't heard of melt bannanna? you're so totally midtown.

by dislocatedelbows May 25, 2003

Milton Academy

A prep school in Massachusetts which, although academically excellent, has suffered enormous bad press because of the actions of a few. The student body is incredibly intelligent and independent (albeit not very unified).
It has its share of normal teenage hormonal behavior, but, contrary to some news reports, is not home to extravagant orgies. Even the stereotypical stoners and shallow DSGs tend to be surprisingly intelligent. The administration occasionally feeds the students feel-good, politically correct crap. Boarders are very loyal to their dorms, and day students rally under the 'because our parents love us' slogan... such is life.

Nobles Kid: It'll be, like, really funny if we drive by Milton Academy and honk our horn, like, really loud at them!!! *guffaws*

Techie: *hiss* All your base are belong to us.

Freshman: *blinks*

DSG: Daddy's buying me these giant, fuzzy Uggs!

Speechie: *slinks off to rejoin his evil speechie clan*

Student Body: OHHHH SIXXX!! FOOOOORBES! YEAH HALLOWELL!! etc.

by i_am_sam89 July 26, 2008

mineo

Best last name in the world.

mike

by JS November 4, 2003