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vagina miner

A person deeply interested in the study of vaginas and does so through fearless exploration with his meat mallet and other tools of the trade
I am studying to be a full time vagina miner but the jobs are hard to find. I need to expand my cv. Mum can you help?? Or damn he is such a vagina miner I envy that dude!!
by jerry westerby September 28, 2011
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Turd-Miner

There is no definition that can explain the harsh, back-breaking work that My Great-Great Great-Great-Grand-Father did when he was 3 years old.
Sadly, to make a living, My Great-Great Great-Great-Grand-Father Was a Poor Virginia Turd-Miner, working for no more than three cents a week
by The BIZ December 26, 2004
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Coal Miner

is a word used to describe an individual that is a Caucasian that has sexually promiscuous encounters with a person that is of African decent, better known as black pipo. Also known as a Mud shark.

can also be used as a reference to a homosexual male white pipo that only burglars the turds of homosexual male black pipo.
Did you see Layla? She was all over that black pipo dude at the bar last night. Isn't she married?
Dude, yes! I saw that but what do you expect she is a coal miner, I mean her husband is black pipo that she lives with.

Ewww gross look at that shit. That white pipo fag is all over that black pipo dude

Yeah that is disgusting . I can deal with fags but I cannot watch a coal miner in action
by Zan3 Fr0m Th3 Int3rn3t August 8, 2018
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Nerf Miner

Guy 1: yo you wanna nerf miner?
Guy 2: yeah bet
by DDRon09 March 7, 2022
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coal miner

When you take a shit so nasty that the next person to use the bathroom needs to send in a canary first to make sure the air isn't poisonous
I just took a coal miner in the john, you might want to wait a few minutes before you go in or you could choke to death.

On my poop-gas.
by Poopadynitz December 4, 2012
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carpet miner

A person that mistakenly drops their dope stash on the carpet and then tries to recover it by picking it out with two fingers.
Dennis is being a carpet miner because he was careless with his dope and dropped it on the carpet.
by JoeyBomm July 27, 2020
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Mineral Water.

Mineral water is the best person ever he is super hot and is slick he will eat u before u could realise.he is the best person ever and is not gay(13.5 inch)
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