Milton Hole

A raw, painful, burning, butthole as a result of diarrhea and excessive wiping. Possibly torn and bleeding.

I had instant Milton Hole after eating Taco Bell last night.

I night of heavy drinking is sure to give you a case of the Milton Hole.

by Miltonious January 19, 2010

Milton Academy

A Massachusetts prep school with an intelligent student body, despite they're inability to cross streets. "Milton" students are typically insane, but most will overlook this at first. Many celebrities, politicians, and other famous and wealthy people have graduated from this school.

However, Milton Academy is more known for that weird girl with the iPhone shuffling and screaming "SHELLY!" at the top of her lungs.

Milton Academy Student: So I was in AP Calculus when--

Aforementioned Girl: SHELLY!

MA Student: God, she's crazy.

Non-Milton Student: Maybe I don't want to go to this school...

by 98shiningstar May 3, 2012

Milton, WI

A small city with a population of 5,000 located in south central Wisconsin. The majority of the population is Hicks, old people, and very bored little children. They are home to the "Redwings" which is unfortunately also a sexual innuendo.

THE REDWING WAY!
....Ew....

Milton, Wi sucks balls.

by HappyGoLuckyBitch January 1, 2011

Milton MA

Everyone is either Irish or Haitian. Many are afraid of communities such as Mattapan because blacks are scary to most suburban people.

School is actually pretty ok, and anyone that says otherwise has not experienced the rest of the United States.

All in all, town is ok, but I'd recommend leaving at some point to experience other places. Gets pretty damn boring after a while.

P.S. East Milton and West Milton are equally shitty. Get over yourselves. (You guys live in a suburb, neither one of you is harder than the other)

Milton Massachusetts was founded in the 1600's, and to this day remains a small town. I wonder why...

by ULLILLA March 18, 2011

misconstroodle

1) another word for sex
2) anything sexual

created by two girls named sam and hayley..they were walking at night in the deserted town of marblehead when they decided to misconstroodle..and since then its been a word. pshhhyeah.

i want to misconstroodle you real bad right now..

by hayley and sam April 3, 2005

milton

A town just south of Boston that borders Dorchester, Mattopan, Quincy and Randolf. Milton used to be a really nice town filled with goody-too-shoes and real smart kids. Not the case anymore... the west side of milton has turned rather ghetto, and has almost no white people in it. On the other hand you have East Milton. East Milton is a hangout place, with notable features, such as the Woods, The Square, Dunkies, and Andrews Park. Everyone that lives in East Milton is white Irish, with no acceptions. East milton kids rep their hood. Almost all the people living in East Milton have parents from Dorchester and Southie.

Milton is the most Irish place in the United states, beating Dorchester and Southie.

Milton is big on drugs and drinking. Milton is well known for thier Slutty Girls who can't keep thier legs shut. Also for their Good-looking boys who all end up being Rotten cheaters, who like to play girls then ditch them for Other hoes.

Milton High is ghetto. All the smart boys leave to go to BC high, all the smart girls leave to go to Notre Dame or Urseline.

Milton and quincy have a huge rivalry. Leading to stabbings, and fights almost every weekend.

BOY 1: " Dude, i need a bitch who will suck my cock."

BOY 2: " Lets Hit up Milton."

by queen11 January 17, 2012

Milton High

stupid school in a stupid town.

is like a zoo for pugs whales hippos. the zoo currently has 1 for each but also has one animal in the whole thing.

by sum1 January 15, 2005