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Missouri microphone

When you engage in anal sex with a lover, and go straight to oral sex with another.
Dude, I can't believe she sang into my Missouri microphone last night...
by Chilebeso October 22, 2015
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The Microphone

An extreme version of The Screwdriver where your hand comes out the mouth
Man dude Patrick really did The Microphone on me I'm so sore
by Realskskdude April 28, 2019
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Purple microphone

Giving head is called "singing into the purple microphone"
by Purpmic December 27, 2019
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teh microphone

When a person asks you for teh microphone
Joe Mama: Give me teh microphone

Joe Dada: no
Joe Mama: GIVE ME TEH MICROPHONE
by Ninja Monke March 16, 2021
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bad microphone

Someone who was a bad mic
by Frhdjdjjdjdksmsmsms July 6, 2021
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Gaming Microphone

some shit you spend £100 on and you talk into it
by shoolug February 15, 2023
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Spanish Microphone

When you put hot sauce in your anus and have a partner out their lips up to your cheeks and then your defalcate in their mouth.
I just gave my brother a messy spanish microphone
by Blumpkinlover4 March 29, 2024
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