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mystery-method

A kick-ass comprehensive system for picking up girls, which you can learn at a website of the same name.

Mystery doesn't make confident men; he makes competent men.
'That damn mystery-method guy ran away with my girlfriend AND my sister !'
by Jeopardy June 21, 2006
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Method Gamer

Similar to Method Actor; however, a method gamer is a huge gamer who sinks into the storyline and characters of video games.
"Princess Leia is a bitch."
"Whoa, you're totally a method gamer!"
by Alf Nicholson July 10, 2009
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The Crystal Method

The best Electronica band on the Planet. Brought into the spotlight when "Born Too Slow" from their Album, Legion of Boom was featured on the soundtrack of Need For Speed Underground
Your Stars Are Burning Gold
Born Just A Little To Slow
by JediXT April 13, 2005
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The Tebow Method

Formerly known as the pull-and-pray method, when a man pulls the goalie during coitis. This new and improved method involves getting down on one knee and saying a prayer after spraying man slime on the belly of the lucky lady.
I was way too drunk to use a condom, so I used the Tebow Method instead.
by Little Johnny Blue Label December 18, 2011
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Mommy method

One of the many methods men use to get bitches. It can be found in action on twitter 90% of the time. To use this method you simply have to go to a bad bitches twitter page, find one of their pics and reply with mommy and the baby emoji. Sometimes you can switch it up by saying "Me want milky". However this method does not always work and you have to be very dedicated to it. You have a higher chance of scaring the bad bitch then getting her and you will also seem like a utter maniac to anyone who doesn't see the vision.
by Just another internet nigga January 13, 2022
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the scooping method

scooping poop into hand, from butthole, so no splashes or sounds are made in public restrooms.
Did you just use a public restroom?
Yeah man but it's ight because I used the scooping method!Good job old chap!
by sfgdfg June 30, 2008
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Vinuvian Method

A method that was created by Vineet from Vinuvia. It is very sophisticated and arcane. Only a few random Indian kids can understand this intricate method . In a few years, it will soon replace deductive reasoning and create world peace.
Dude 1: What is the vinuvian method?

Dude 2: wow, you must not be from Vinuvia.
by yavesh333 August 22, 2011
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