metalitus

a disease in which somebody makes a sudden shift in music taste to any form of metal. they then become obsessed with metal for many years to come and end up worshipping some icon or symbol for a metal band. The largest prone to this disease are males between the ages of 13-19.

Example 1
Father Jim: "Hello son, i heard you got metalitus. Is this going to change your belief in the lord almighty?"
Kid: "ALL HALE METAL!!!"

Example 2
Joe: "Hey you alright man? You've been acting a little strange ever since you got metalitus."
Will: "PRAIISEEE EDDIE!!!!!!!!"

by metal gawd February 15, 2010

metamilfosis

The process of becoming a highly desirable older woman

By her fortieth birthday Lucia's metamilfosis was complete.

by philologue August 22, 2011

metalica

the sickest band ever!!!

enter sandman, no leaf clover, master of pupets

by fan December 10, 2003

Metamate

The act of using the meta logo as cock and ball ring, then mastrubate to zuck's photo

Metamate vrb in a sentence,: Zuck! Stop metamating! The fucking ship is sinking

by Facebook employee February 15, 2022

metafilter

Big ol' Pants washin' tight like chicken, eh.

Caddie fell messing pants with metafilter Benji, how aboot that eh.

by Pau January 26, 2005

Metamorph Moses

a person that tends to not fit in, so they try doing something that has already been done, only to be told their action has already been done

basically, they bite off other people

that guy made a movie about gay cowgirls
what a Metamorph Moses

by what??123975 April 9, 2007

metafiltering

to argue pointlessly

Bob and Joe metafiltered for hours last week over whether Saddam Hussein was "evil" or "extremely evil"

by Bob April 28, 2003