messi ronaldo

Fisting someone on a soccer field until their ass is gaping wide, followed by eating refried beans out of their gaping ass and then fucking their ass when finished.

After the soccer match, Dave was both hungry and horny so he gave his coach a Messi Ronaldo on the field.

by Cuntcrusher666 June 6, 2017

Messy Poo

What Little Kids Useally Say or Mom's Trying to Make Kids Laugh

Mommy!, I Made A Messy Poo

by Seagulls Of Satan! September 29, 2008

Thuggish and Messy

Defined best as someone or something that is anything and everything negative, bad, rude or plain trifling.

Found in the song "UhOh" By Derty

Ex. That is so Thuggish and Messy

by Ms.t&m September 9, 2009

messy semolina

Banging dog-style, blasting on your partners back, adding semolina to it and making pasta. As referenced on Roast Mortem Podcast.

I was banging your Mom and I made messy semolina after.

by BrownPanther February 9, 2022

Messy Bicycle

When a mans penis gets stuck in a moving bicycle and accidentally triggers an ejaculation.

oh I got myself stuck in a bit of a messy bicycle this morning

by Dank Spanker January 18, 2018

Messy Lesbian

A homosexual femalel that seldom bathes, has poor hygiene and is obese.
See also, Amberlynn Reid.

Amberlynn Reid is one, huge, messy lesbian.

by Timmy Largo January 26, 2020

Messi lingard

When a woman is heavily pregnant and past due, it may become necessary for their partner to stimulate them sexually to induce labour.

If the pregnant woman's mucus plug is discharged onto their partner's face, said partner is said to have received a Messi Lingaard

Babe, I knew that you were close, but that was totally a Messi lingard! I'm going to clean up and then you get to finish me.

by Profiley mcprofileface August 7, 2020