The merch booth is the place a concert goer go to hang out if:
1.) The headlining band sucks and you only came there for the opener.
2.) You wanna meet the opening band.
3.) You wanna go smoke some blunts.
4.) You wanna go buy overpriced band merchandise.
The merch booth can be a place to meet people who are fans of the same band as you, a place to call your buddy on the cellphone, or just a place to be a wallflower. The most important part of the merch booth lurker is to never actually buy the merch they are trying to sell to you.
1.) The headlining band sucks and you only came there for the opener.
2.) You wanna meet the opening band.
3.) You wanna go smoke some blunts.
4.) You wanna go buy overpriced band merchandise.
The merch booth can be a place to meet people who are fans of the same band as you, a place to call your buddy on the cellphone, or just a place to be a wallflower. The most important part of the merch booth lurker is to never actually buy the merch they are trying to sell to you.
1.) "Dammit Deftones is playing now. Let's go hang by the MERCH BOOTH."
2.)"OMIGODDDDD the band is coming to the MERCH BOOTH to sign my tits!!!!"
3.)"Hold on, I'm gonna go smoke some weed by the MERCH BOOTH."
4.)"55 bucks for a concert shirt? Okay."
2.)"OMIGODDDDD the band is coming to the MERCH BOOTH to sign my tits!!!!"
3.)"Hold on, I'm gonna go smoke some weed by the MERCH BOOTH."
4.)"55 bucks for a concert shirt? Okay."
by Legion Tory December 24, 2008
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1. Someone that sells diamonds.
2. Derogatory term for a Jewish person. Made famous by the so-called Reverend and bigot Al Sharpton during the Crown Heights Riot of 1991.
2. Derogatory term for a Jewish person. Made famous by the so-called Reverend and bigot Al Sharpton during the Crown Heights Riot of 1991.
1. That diamond merchant ripped me off good.
2. Al: "Sorry, but we don't have room for the diamond merchant."
Jesse: "Yes we do, just stick him in the ashtray!"
2. Al: "Sorry, but we don't have room for the diamond merchant."
Jesse: "Yes we do, just stick him in the ashtray!"
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The aim is to buy more funky t-shirts than the next guy.
You win only when your not seen in the same t-shirt for 3 months.
The aim is to buy more funky t-shirts than the next guy.
You win only when your not seen in the same t-shirt for 3 months.
Tom: I tahdarlah merched out
Andy C: So did I
Tom: I got like 5 t-shirts
Timmeeeyy: Commence Merch War...
Andy C: So did I
Tom: I got like 5 t-shirts
Timmeeeyy: Commence Merch War...
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