Migger Merm Gorilla Dolphin Puppet Fucking Thunder Cunt

1) (n.) A descendent from a genetic engineer born in Norway, Sweden, or Finland who fornicates while guiding the strings of a puppet to make him/her do the hamster dance.

2. (adj.) The act of speaking to “said”, genetic engineer from Norway, Sweden, or Finland while swinging the hammer of Thor the God of Thunder and while doing so singing the Macarena to your pet hamster.

this migger merm gorilla dolphin puppet fucking thunder cunt is not gonna pay me money cause he is a bitch

by Ralph Knowlton & Romen Harper October 23, 2007

mermaid

A half-fish, half-human female who is very sexy and has a beautiful voice. Reminiscent of ancient Greek legends of Sirens or sea women who, with their sweet voices, would lure sailors to their deaths on rocky shores.

I met a hot mermaid chick who gave me the best blowjob I ever had.

by urban pervert June 10, 2003

merman

A sea creature having the head and upper body of a man and the tail of a fish.

"The merman swam through the ocean water with his mermaid friends"

by pow January 21, 2005

Mermaid Effect

When a man/boy goes an extended period of no wanking, women grow hotter exponentially each day.

Based on the idea of sex-starved sailors who would see manatees frequently and eventually they began to see them as mermaids.

The mermaid effect totally kicked in when I was camping last week. That tree with the hole started looking pretty good by the end.

by In honor of Steven Wright April 25, 2012

Mermaids

Girls who cannot relate to boys on any intellectual level. They are only able to use their looks or sexuality to get attention. Jealous of girls who are able to use both.

The Mermaids saw the Wendies laughing with the boys and decide to drown them.

by latter day snail October 11, 2010

mermaids

myth water creatures that has a human upper-body and a big fish tail.

ex#1 the mermaids swam with grace in the blue salty water.
ex#2 mermaids are very graceful.

by Cassidt Thirtin November 28, 2006

Merman

A heavy drinker, esp. a habitual one. A witty person who holds down the bar til the break of dawn; rarely leaves their post. Mermen enjoy the celebration of beverages and spitting game to random girls. Pertaining to one who buys rounds of grape bombs for all those around them.

"Merman was on point last night...he was buying grape bombs and pouring them down girls throats!"

"I can't go to the bar because I'm broke and I have zero game....Fuck that, Merman will take care of you!"

by redcin49 August 20, 2009